This Is What It's Like to Receive a Package of Glitter

Still don't believe that glitter is the worst substance known to man? If so, I implore you to watch the above video that shows only a little glimpse of what it's like for someone to receive a tube of glitter unexpectedly. One *pop,* one "fuck" and one whole day/week/month ruined. »1/19/15 12:00pm1/19/15 12:00pm

Don't glitter, please. No one deserves…

Minnesota Giltterbombs the Shit out of Mitt Romney

Fresh off a victory in Florida's GOP primary, Presidential Candidate Mittens Mittlesworth Romney has set his sights on the juicy middle parts of the country. But what he didn't count on was the surprising glitterwarlike nature of Minnesotans, who subjected the candidate to two glitterbombs at a single campaign event… »2/01/12 6:20pm2/01/12 6:20pm