Tragedy has struck the offices of anti-abortion website LifeNews, and now they urgently need your fundraising dollars to recover. They've been bombed. Not with an actual bomb. With glitter. A letter filled with glitter. They need your money because of glitter.
Earlier this week, a pro-choice group calling themselves "Glitter Bombs for Choice" glitter bombed the Lincoln office of Nebraska congressman Jeff Fortenberry.
Still don't believe that glitter is the worst substance known to man? If so, I implore you to watch the above video that shows only a little glimpse of what it's like for someone to receive a tube of glitter unexpectedly. One *pop,* one "fuck" and one whole day/week/month ruined.
Don't glitter, please. No one deserves…
Lindsay Lohan is currently having the Mondayest Monday in the history of Mondays. After arriving 50 minutes late to her date with justice this morning, someone glitter-bombed her on her way into a Los Angeles courthouse.
Fresh off a victory in Florida's GOP primary, Presidential Candidate Mittens Mittlesworth Romney has set his sights on the juicy middle parts of the country. But what he didn't count on was the surprising glitterwarlike nature of Minnesotans, who subjected the candidate to two glitterbombs at a single campaign event…
Two jaunty young people glitter bombed Rick Santorum yesterday because, well, he pretty much had in coming. While the former Senator from Pennsylvania was trying very hard not to seem heartbroken at his loss in the South Carolina Republican Primary, two protesters threw glitter at him and screamed, "Occupy!" with just…
Republican Presidential hopeful/crazy-eyed nutjob Michele Bachmann is the latest conservative to have her life glitterized on Saturday. Bachmann was speaking at a right wing political event when gay rights activist Rachel E. B. Lang flung two fistfuls of the sparkly stuff at the Congresswoman. Undaunted, Bachmann…
