Okay - I DON'T find David Beckham attractive. I think I am alone on this, but he just doesn't do it for me. Never has. I get why other girls like him so much, but to me if you take away the clothes/bleached teeth/fake tan/expensive haircut etc he's just sorta average.
Then there's his voice/brain/taste in women which also let's him down...
And i find these pictures laughable, I mean it looks like some lame Playgirl spread. Not hot.
@chancentrate: I thought he was sexy until I heard him speak. It was like the stories about Valentino, that his movie career would have been over when talkies came about because his speaking voice was squeaky.
And you know, this is a testament to how easily distracted I am: The first thing I fixated on was David's substantial head shrouded in mysterious expensive black material, and not the...erm, wow, there are TWO substantial things shrouded in mysterious expensive black material.
@tscheese: My lulz, once again, are spoiled by the addition of an "e" to the word "sad." Perhaps I was trying to type "sadye west, the saddest man who ever looked at a hoodie."
Please clarify: Kanye West hangs out in North Hollywood? That's ..unexpected. And hilarious.(PS: No way am I clicking on that AmApp link & give those contemptible dorks one extra traffic hit..)
@snug*bug: NoHo -- a tiny neighborhood North of Houston St. in Manhattan. Shoulda clarified! Although the thought that Kanye would chill in Valley Village is interesting to entertain.
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Then there's his voice/brain/taste in women which also let's him down...
And i find these pictures laughable, I mean it looks like some lame Playgirl spread. Not hot.
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But thank you for making an incorrect assumption.
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I'm not just imagining that thing, am I?
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Holy shit, that's insane! I guess all the news about rich people turning to catalog and the web was true.
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Amber: Oh my god, are you okay?
Kanye: they are just so sad, with an extra helping of pastel and sade
Amber: Snap out of it, Kanye!
Kanye: may i not express my extremely sad sorrow for these extremely sad sorrowful garments?
Amber: If you don't start talking in allcaps soon, honey, I'm taking you straight to the speech pathologist!
Kanye: IS THIS BETTER
Amber: Whew. Yes. You scared me. Don't do that again.
Kanye: THESE HOODIES ARE STILL VERY MOURNFUL
Amber: ...I see.
Kanye: I MAY WRITE A DIRGE
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It might break his macbook air.
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