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Kanye Might Be Banned From Clooney's Haiti Telethon; Heidi's Afraid To Face Her Furious Mom

• Kanye West wasn't invited to George Clooney's Haiti telethon. "After what he said on the Katrina telethon and the way he behaved at the MTV VMAs, everyone agrees it's just best that he does not participate," said a producer.

#snapjudgment

Close Encounters

[Beverly Hills, January 17. Image via Getty.]

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Heidi's Demure In Playboy; Stewie's Gay

• Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:

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Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?

• Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Elle UK — the shoot where jewelry went missing! — and here's what Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy writes in her Editor's letter:

#goodbadugly

Arty Types Party On With Socialites, Dionne Warwick