Glenn Beck Says Norway Shooting Victims Are Like Hitler Youth

Glenn Beck is worried that in the month since his Fox show was canceled we've forgotten that he's a blathering nutjob and all around horrible person. That's the only explanation we can come up with for Beck comparing the Norway Labor Party camp where 68 people were shot last week to the Hitler Youth. On his radio…
Meghan McCain Fires Back At Sexist Turd Glenn Beck
After Glenn Beck graphically pretended to vomit on his radio show at the sight of Meghan McCain wearing a strapless dress in a recent skin cancer PSA, McCain is fighting back with an open letter to the notoriously douche-y pundit.
Suddenly Fox News Is A Champion Of Women's Rights?
Ever since meeting Sarah Palin—and especially now that conservative freakazoid Michele Bachmann is considering running in 2012—Fox News has taken a sudden interest in defending women from sexist, degrading remarks, developing a recent obsession with the comments Bill Maher has made about the two women. So is Fox…
A Timeline Of Wingnut Disaster Explanations
Glenn Beck says maybe — just maybe — the recent earthquake in Japan was caused by people failing to follow the Ten Commandments. Let's take a look back at some other ridiculous right-wing claims about disasters.
Glenn Beck Co-Opts Cupcakes For Flawed Explanation Of Inflation
Tonight Glenn Beck used one of our most beloved dessert items in another one of his cockamamie history lessons. Here he attempts to explain money supply and inflation with cupcakes, while occasionally pausing to chat with the baked goods themselves.
Widely Panned Spider-Man Musical Is The Best Fucking Thing Glenn Beck Has Ever Seen
Listen to ten minutes of Glenn Beck fellating Spider-Man, dropping the following references in extolling its virtues: global warming's wrongness, Michael Buble, big government, Cirque du Soleil, Disney World, "the spirit of entrepreneurship," and the 8th Wonder of the World.
Sarah Palin Won't "Sit Down And Shut Up"
Sean Hannity saw on Google that the liberal media is blaming Sarah Palin, so he asked her to come and explain. Also, she offered her definition of "blood libel," which is rather... liberal with the historic record.
Sarah Palin Defends Innocent Cookies From Alleged Liberal Onslaught
Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck are positioning themselves against the anti-junk-food zealotry of people like MeMe Roth. Does that mean every time I eat a cookie I'm supporting the Tea Party?
Sarah Palin Mistakenly Encourages Glenn Beck Audience To "Support Our North Korean Allies"
Considering the fact that this woman's entire career has basically been one big, steaming pile of embarrassing gaffes, I don't think this will affect the blind allegiance her followers feel toward her. Oh, that's just Sarah bein' a fact maverick.
Glenn Beck's Gold Obsession Infects Ladymags
This season, fashion is heavily into gold. Models are dripping in gold chains, draped in metallicized leathers, or covered, like Siri Tollerod here, in actual gold leaf. I can only assume the ladymags are listening to too much Glenn Beck.
Fox News Urges Dudes To Use Glenn Beck, Pizza To Get Laid
The Fox News demographic, according to Fox News itself, is pathetic guys who believe that pizza and Glenn Beck on the DVR will woo "the hot chick from accounting." Girls, it's panty-dropping time!
Disney's Donald Becomes "Right Wing Radio Duck"
Using various vintage Disney cartoons and mixing them with recent news coverage, Jonathan McIntosh has created a fascinating clip in which an angry, unemployed Donald Duck is drawn in to Glenn Beck's inflammatory rhetoric. [via Roger Ebert]
Glenn Beck Has Apparently Never Seen A Blouse Before
Glenn Beck couldn't let Ines Sainz's alleged harassment go by without taking a shot at her wardrobe: "I've never seen a woman wear a shirt quite like that." What's worse — his sartorial ignorance, or his assumption that this matters?
Woman Assaults Obama Supporters At Glenn Beck Rally
In this video from the Restoring Honor rally, a Glenn Beck supporter confronts protesters holding pro-Obama signs. As you can tell from her elaborate flag-themed hat, she's a big fan of the Constitution — just not the First Amendment.
Abraham Lincoln Posthumously Gives The Best "Bitch, Please" Look Of All Time
[Washington, D.C., August 28. Image via AP.]
Lindsay Lohan Is In Jail, But Won't Be There For Long
- Lindsay Lohan arrived at Lynwood Correctional Facility to begin serving her 90-day jail sentence today, but according to a Sheriff's Department spokesman, she'll be out in 13 or 14 days.
Michelle Obama's Style Gets Read By Beck And O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly had author and humorist Glenn Beck over to the Factor last night to talk First Lady fashion. "Did you see the dress she was wearing when she went down and toured the oil spill? Did you see it?"
