Uh, Angelina Jolie Skipped Her Aunt's Funeral For Brad Pitt's Premiere
For the first time since revealing her preventative double mastectomy to The New York Times, Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet with Maddox, Pax, and her really obscure commonlaw partner Brad Pitt at the premiere of his film World War Z, which I keep confusing with Z For Zachariah because because. She told the press:…
While You Were Sleeping Cory Monteith Checked Into Rehab (Again)
Glee star and "Frankenteen" Cory Monteith, who's previously been open about his troubled past as a delinquent teenager, has checked into rehab for substance abuse. His rep confirms to People: "[Monteith] has voluntarily admitted himself to a treatment facility for substance addiction [...] He graciously asks for your…
AMC Begs Jon Hamm to Put His Penis Away
While Jon Hamm is known for leaving only one thin layer of clothing between us and him, which has left an indelible large-phallus-shaped imprint on the Internet/cultural landscape/your dreams, AMC is concerned that our more-than-passing acquaintance with his scrote is distracting us from all the Serious Acting that…
Please, Baby Jesus, Make This Lindsay Lohan/Justin Bieber Bloodfeud Last Forever
Listen, I'm a simple woman. I don't ask for much. All I want on this earth is for this Lindsay Lohan vs. Justin Bieber internet feud to poop weird insults back and forth forever. For-literally-ever. Is that out of line? Here's the latest: Lohan has responded to Bieber's slight (in case you missed it, he basically…
Did Glee Rip Off This Guy's Cover of 'Baby Got Back'?
I'm sure that when you arrange the music for a show as big as Glee, a show that sells approximately 2.2 billion songs on iTunes per episode (thanks again for the Warblers album, btw), it's easy to get a little big for your britches and assume that nobody will notice or care about the one week when you were feeling…
For Your Viewing Pleasure/Discomfort: Here's Darren Criss as Shirtless Santa Claus
Okay, I am going to shoot straight with you right now because I trust you and know that you of all people won't betray that trust. Here goes: I am one of the 7 adults in the United States who still tunes into Glee every week and I'm not even going to pull that "it's a guilty pleasure" excuse. No, I watch it because,…
Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are Parboiled
Tyra Banks, entrepreneur, self-declared "fivehead" and human being as delightful as she is batshit, denied to Steve Harvey that she was recently romanced by the much-younger Drake as well as her America's Next Top Model co-star Robert Evans. In the process, she unleashed a crazed monologue that invokes Sarah Kane at…
Bible-Toting High School Cheerleaders Continue Futile Quest to Get God to Care About Football
Cheerleaders at one Texas high school have fought tooth, nail, and poms to hold signs containing scripture verses at football games, despite a statewide ban on the practice. Yesterday, their prayers were answered when a judge granted them the right to literally tote the Bible around on the sidelines. B-E! R-E-G!…
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's pop culture roundup: Lady Gaga gets felt up, Lea Michele has competition, Nancy Grace is mad and Oprah smells rich.
I tuned in Thurday night expecting the same ol' mess that the show's viewers have grown accustomed to (and yet I can't quit!), but was pleasantly surprised with their season 4…Amber Riley's Rendition of the National Anthem Will Make You Feel All Star Spangled
I like to think of myself as a fairly accomplished shouter of songs. The other week, for example, I accurately sang probably 75% of the notes to Celine Dion's The Power of Love while in the shower, and the other day I sang the part of Cabaret about goin' like Elsie without my voice cracking/glass shattering. Glee…

