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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    07/24/09

    In reply to Fan Fashions
    I saw the new Harry Potter last night.

    It should have been called Harry Potter and the Raging Teen Hormones.

    That said, Harry's little red-headed friend is growing up to be a hot little punkin. Grrrrowwwl.

    Does that thought make me a dirty old woman?
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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    07/24/09

    In reply to Fan Fashions
    I can get behind this glasses trend far more enthusiastically than the Sarah Palin glasses trend from last fall.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    07/24/09

    In reply to Fan Fashions
    But what about Hagrid hair and Dumbledoor beards? That is what I am waiting for.
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    07/24/09

    @badmutha: I'm having two feet of my height removed to go with the Flitwick trend.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    07/24/09

    In reply to Fan Fashions
    "Mr Wells then chuckled to himself, paused, briefly glanced into the gaping abyss of his existence, riddled as it was with the light, empty little stabs at humor that he grasped at in this epheremal moment of fame, of his voice and his alone breaking through the effluvia of modernity to be, however briefly, endowed with a name and an identity and recognition from the millions of seeing and unseen eyes. He then chuckled again, 'Heh, "broomsticks"! Nice one, Jamie.'"
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/24/09

    @andBegorrah: "Just then his phone rang. It was his wife, asking if he would buy cat food on the way home from work. He told her about the joke, the brilliant broomsticks joke. She didn't laugh, as she never laughed, not at his puns, or at his impression of Spongebob that she never got because they didn't have kids."
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/24/09

    In reply to Fan Fashions

    After I saw the Harry Potter movies, I ran out and got a set of these:
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: And actually, I mean a set of dress robes and a set of cute wizards.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    07/24/09

    In reply to Fan Fashions
    I still have mine... from when I was in high school. Back in the 80's.
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    07/24/09

    In reply to Fan Fashions
    I thought the round frames were John Lennon's fault. My bad.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07/24/09

    In reply to Fan Fashions

    So ahead of his time.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    07/24/09

    In reply to Fan Fashions
    Too bad Harry wasn't around when I was in fifth grade. I would have been rockin' a hot trend instead of woefully unaware of my unflattering eyewear choice (though mine were pink and blue and not quite as circular).
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    07/20/09

    In reply to "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"
    See, now that's how I picture hortense. And in my mind she somehow moderates on a vintage typewriter!
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    Image of JLady JLady
    07/21/09

    @Skellatrix: And a fabulous orange, belted dress!
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    JLady was starred JLady was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    07/20/09

    In reply to "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"

    MOAR:
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    Image of suzannelb suzannelb
    07/20/09

    In reply to "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"
    "The IBM Electric does more for you than any other typewriter!"

    But does it double as a vibrator? Because that's what I look for in my appliances.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment suzannelb was starred suzannelb was unstarred
    Image of Lucille van Pelt Lucille van Pelt
    07/20/09

    In reply to "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"
    ummm, isn't the point of a typewriter that the typing looks the same every time?
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    07/20/09

    @Lucille van Pelt: Seriously, it's not like we are talking about calligraphy here.
    "My God, your Courier New is so beautiful!"
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    serreca promoted this comment bluetrain84 was starred bluetrain84 was unstarred
    Image of le monde is rond le monde is rond
    07/20/09

    @bluetrain84:
    I dunno, women can be so incompetent sometimes. Most secretaries have to wear helmets while using typewriters.
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    notheretomakefriends promoted this comment le monde is rond was starred le monde is rond was unstarred
    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    07/20/09

    @le monde is rond: That's true, if all she needs is glasses instead of a full-on body suit made of lead to get things done, then she deserves an accolade.
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment bluetrain84 was starred bluetrain84 was unstarred
    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    07/20/09

    @le monde is rond: this one looks complicated, but the men who designed it made it simple enough for a woman to use
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    07/20/09

    In reply to "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"
    She's smiling so wide because she just handed him her resignation, the first line of which reads: Cram it with walnuts, ugly!
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment LuvEwan was starred LuvEwan was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    07/20/09

    In reply to "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"
    But doesn't she know guys don't make passes at girls that wear glasses. In the film version of this ad she takes off her glasses, lets down her glossy hair and the boss falls in love with her.
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    Image of AJ AJ
    07/20/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: After which, they dance the passo doble to show all the haters how powerful their love is.

    Baz Luhrmann will direct.
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    Edited by AJ at 07/20/09 6:56 PM AJ was starred AJ was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    07/20/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: After which he types WILL YOU MARRY ME on the IBM.
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