A police helicopter crashed into a crowded pub in Glasgow late Friday night, killing everyone on board as well as five people inside the establishment. Fourteen other people remain hospitalized with serious injuries.
Major Scotland nightlife group G1 has apologized after one of its quiz night hosts asked patrons at a Glasgow student bar if it's "still rape if you kill her first" (spoiler: “Yes, because she can’t consent, poor her”) among other bon mots about tampons and "raging homos."
A Glasgow woman received two years probation for trying to strangle her boyfriend with a loofah rope in a fight over the remote. In case you're wondering, this is not a super-effective means of strangulation — says the BBC, "There was some degree of compression, but Mr McPherson managed to free himself and was left…