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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    04:44 PM

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Advice To Girls
    Just as important as a guy who makes you laugh? A guy who laughs at your jokes. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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    03:54 PM

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Advice To Girls

    I wanta have a dance party with that woman. And I hate dancing.

    Seriously, hurray for Amy! #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    03:52 PM

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Advice To Girls
    BUT MOST MEN ARE REALLY FUNNY. IT'S JUST THE MEDIA THAT SAYS THEY AREN'T FUNNY. Navel-gazing! #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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    Image of AgnesGrep AgnesGrep
    04:02 PM

    @PilgrimSoul: Always a good time to bring out my favourite Maria Bamford quote "Maybe there aren't fewer funny women. Maybe there is just a glut of accountants with a Chris Rock impression and an inflated sense of self." #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    03:47 PM

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Advice To Girls
    I adore her. She really is awesome and loves the fact that she can help out young girls. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    03:46 PM

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Advice To Girls
    She is wonderful. Not to mention her cartoon (Mighty B!) is awesome and disgusting all at once... it's like Ren and Stimpy with a female lead.
    Check out this clip... I sing this to myself all the time. You will not be disappointed.

    [www.nick.com]
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    03:40 PM

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Advice To Girls
    Well, there goes SNL. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    03:59 PM

    @Triana Orpheus: And I die. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    03:39 PM

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Advice To Girls
    Gah. That one little clip of Maya Angelou is making me cry and have goosebumps at the same time.

    Also, when I grow up (I'm 26 now) I want to be Iman. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    03:36 PM

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Advice To Girls
    Was Maria Schriver channeling Season 3 Buffy the Vampire Slayer or am I just seeing things? #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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    03:48 PM

    @yvanehtnioj: There's this tourism ad for California with her in it and I always jump a little when she appears on screen looking like she bathes in the blood of virgins to keep her alien skin supple. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    03:36 PM

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Advice To Girls
    So very true.

    Today, I heard a guy make an unwelcome pass at a girl, and all she did was laugh and meekly giggle "Sorry, I have a boyfriend..." and slink away. I gave him a look that could burn through metal. If he didn't see it, he certainly felt it.

    I wish everyone knew this. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    03:40 PM

    @hydrogen_jukebox: Not trying to jump to this particular dude's defense, but did he know that his pass was unwelcome before she told him she had a boyfriend? Or was he just generally being a sleazeball? #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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    03:59 PM

    @mbprice: I can't speak for how that particular girl felt about it, but if it he had said it to me, I'd have felt the ick.

    Especially in the middle of a drugstore, half awake, at eight in the morning. That's just me, though. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/05/09

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Glamour Cover; "It's Airbrushed To The Hilt, Just How I Like It"
    OMG OMG my aunt was at this taping. I got, like, a 5 fucking page description of it (Ellen's back is hurt, BTW). Okay, now I will watch. #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/05/09

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Glamour Cover; "It's Airbrushed To The Hilt, Just How I Like It"
    You guys Parks and Rec is GOOD, everyone should be watching it. I command you! #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/05/09

    @bluebears: It's fast becoming my favorite show. This season has been great. #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/05/09

    @bluebears: It's true. At first, I didn't want to admit that there could be another good show on Thursday nights for fear that it might distract from 30 Rock, but then came Parks and Recreation. #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/05/09

    @all: I'm glad more people seem to be watching (although I can't watch tonight...) #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/05/09

    @bluebears: I don't have a tv, so all the thursday night tv shows turn into friday-afternoon-on-hulu tv shows. I remember when thursdays used to be interesting... #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    11/05/09

    @bluebears: It's pretty much the best thing about Thursday nights. #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/05/09

    @bluebears: Agreed. I will second command! #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/05/09

    @bluebears: That's why god made hulu. I love Parks & Rec, and it's pretty much replaced The Office.

    I also recommend Community and Modern Family, while we're discussing new comedies (that I want to keep on the air). #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    11/06/09

    @bluebears: Aubrey Plaza is a national treasure. #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/05/09

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Glamour Cover; "It's Airbrushed To The Hilt, Just How I Like It"
    I know this is little, but I think it's so cool that she did a shout-out not only to her kid, but to her nanny, too. Woohoo nanny praise! #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of andyburn andyburn
    11/05/09

    @NellMood: That was really nice. That makes me think she must be a very considerate, kind person. #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    11/05/09

    @NellMood: Honestly. That made me love her even more than I did after seeing "Spring Breakdown," which by the by, was hilarious. #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of Spike49 Spike49
    11/05/09

    @NellMood: As a former nanny myself, this made me like her so much more, which I didn't think was possible. Not only acknowledging that she has a nanny, but calling her out by name? Awesome. #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/05/09

    @Spike49: Yeah, I'm a former nanny, too, and it totally warmed my heart. We know that most of the celebrities have nannies but they never, ever acknowledge them. It's so nice to see someone who clearly respects and cares about her nanny.

    @Trulymadlyme: I didn't know Spring Breakdown was even out! I'm like two years behind, I guess. I just moved it to the top of my netflix queue- can't wait! #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of APigofSuccess APigofSuccess
    11/05/09

    @NellMood: Yes, yes! As a former nanny I thought, awwww, when Ellen confirmed the name, too. Good eggs. #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of cowboy killer cowboy killer
    11/05/09

    @NellMood: and not just "my nanny" but my nanny Jackie who helps me take care of my kid. points to Amy! #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/05/09

    @cowboy killer: I loved the "helps me take care of him" part. I totally want to work for Amy Poehler. #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @NellMood: Spring Breakdown was actually on Lifetime the other day, for some strange reason.
    Check your local listings! #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/05/09

    @hej hej: Now I totally wish I had cable! I'll just wait for the netflix fairies to bring it to me. #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    11/06/09

    @hej hej: I loved, loved, loved the James Blunt "Goodbye My Lover" scene at the end of the movie. Ha! #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    10/29/09

    In reply to Glamour's "Big" Issue: Plus-Size Models, Plus-Size Problems
    If the shapewear is so great, why is the picture so obviously Photoshopped? In the one of the woman standing with her back to the camera, her shirt lays completely flat and smooth in the "after" shot, which is not how fabric lays even on someone rail-thin. I'd rather request the Photoshop option than try to wiggle into one of those shaping garments any day. You'll know me on the street by the giant paintbrush icon following me around. #glamournovember09coverlies
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/29/09

    In reply to Glamour's "Big" Issue: Plus-Size Models, Plus-Size Problems
    Rum companies' websites are the new ladmags:
    [donq.com]

    This is what women really think...

    /sarc #glamournovember09coverlies
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    10/29/09

    In reply to Glamour's "Big" Issue: Plus-Size Models, Plus-Size Problems
    The NO counterpoint to sleeping with an ex is infuriating. "What's the harm? It's not adding to my number?"
    Who thinks this way anymore? What a sad, retro idea that women need to keep our number of partners small for its own sake. Can you imagine a men's magazine advising the same? #glamournovember09coverlies
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