This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Keeps Getting More Fulfilled
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hop on Ben Affleck’s plane, fly to Las Vegas, put on Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings, drink on the strip, see Mariah Carey’s show, see Britney Spears’s show, then watch Ben play poker until it gets boring, go up to our room and stare at the sad, bright lights of Vegas out our window…
You Can Now Officially Post Your #Brelfies On Instagram
Breastfeeding in public has always been a controversial subject, especially when photos of it are shared on social media. Gisele Bündchen, Alyssa Milano and Jaime King have all experienced backlash after proudly sharing photos of themselves breastfeeding on Instagram, while other non-celebrity moms had their accounts…
Tom Brady Whines and Pouts to Get Gisele's Attention
Learning about the dynamics between famous couples can be interesting, if for no other reason than they often reveal themselves to be just as insecure or neurotic or boring as you and I—usually much more so. Tom Brady shared some of this insight when speaking about his relationship with his wife, international…
Beyonce and Solange Totally Bailed On Their Dad's Wedding
Neither Beyoncé or Solange showed up at Matthew Knowles' wedding to their new Stepmomcé Gena Avery in Houston, Texas. " "Unfortunately, Beyonce and Solange had previous engagements which made it impossible for them to attend," said the newly-wedded Knowles. There should be a reality show in which family therapists…
Gisele Gets Her Ass Cupped in the New Vogue Italia
Steven Meisel shot Gisele Bündchen as a pampered society lady undergoing a variety of spa treatments — mani-pedi, Kim Kardashian-approved blood facial, cupping, some other shit we don't even recognize 'cause we're not pampered society ladies — for Vogue Italia's "Health and Beauty" issue.
AMC Begs Jon Hamm to Put His Penis Away
While Jon Hamm is known for leaving only one thin layer of clothing between us and him, which has left an indelible large-phallus-shaped imprint on the Internet/cultural landscape/your dreams, AMC is concerned that our more-than-passing acquaintance with his scrote is distracting us from all the Serious Acting that…
No Doubt Does In Fact Exhibit Doubt About Offensive Native American-Themed Music Video
Not since Cher (and let's face it, Cher's fun—not to mention part Cherokee) have we seen quite this level of stereotypical camp when it comes to Native American imagery in a music video: No Doubt has just pulled the cowboys-and-Indian-themed video for their second single "Looking Hot" after YouTube commenters informed…
Tom Ford Warns Gisele to Start Worrying Now About Losing Her Looks
Tom Ford has some important advice for Gisele Bündchen. You know, the supermodel. Ford is very concerned about the imminent loss of her physical beauty:
posed for a ad, which could lead to him being . There's an Olympic rule against athletes endorsing any brand which is not an Olympic sponsor within one month of…Christian Bale Visits Aurora Shooting Victims
For days, a Facebook campaign has been asking Dark Knight Rises star Christian Bale to visit the Aurora shooting victims in the wake of last Friday's massacre ("I propose we should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit. They need to know Heroes…
Watch Gisele Bündchen's Post-Super Bowl Mini-Rant
A grumpy-looking Gisele Bündchen endured heckling from Giants fans as she left the VIP area at the Super Bowl stadium last night, following her husband Tom Brady's team's loss. Bündchen did not respond as men shouted "Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband!" But when the supermodel reached the elevator bank, she was…
Gisele Talks Her Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket
Gisele Bündchen was clocked doing 70 m.p.h. in a 55 zone while driving on Cape Cod this weekend. Two children were in the Cadillac S.U.V., presumably her son Benjamin and step-son Jack, and Bündchen was let off with a warning. The state trooper's son later Tweeted that she autographed the citation, with kisses. [BH]
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Designers, Gisele Will Refuse To Wear Your Insane Ankle-Breaker High Heels
Balenciaga creative director Nicholas Ghesquière says that when Gisele Bündchen (pictured here in Balenciaga's seasonal campaign), Amber Valletta, and Carolyn Murphy refused to wear his high heels, he decided to design some flat shoes. We're picturing some kind of supermodel superdelegate triad descending on the…

