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    What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common

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    Image of Gumbina80 Gumbina80
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    Plan B is also a topless/nudie bar in Los Angeles. My fiance knew some guys who thought it was a gay bar. They thought that "Plan B" meant that it was an establishment for men for whom "Plan A" (or heterosexuality) wasn't working out. When really, it means that it's a bar for guys for whom monogamy/respect for women is not working out.
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    Image of BathshebaBuffalo BathshebaBuffalo
    12/16/08

    @Gumbina80: There's also a bar in New York called Plan B. It always makes me wonder, do they want to make you so drunk you forget to use condoms and consequently need Plan B? Are they going to slip you some roofies? Not the best advertisement for a place.
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    Image of Gumbina80 Gumbina80
    12/16/08

    @BathshebaBuffalo: Yeah, the name definitely indicates that things transpire at the establishment that were not initially desired or pursued. Pretty gross.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    12/16/08

    @Gumbina80: There's a couple of burger places in central CT named Plan B, too. And the service is so very bad, it should be named Plan Z.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    J...J-lo, you have to stop with th-the--


    *YAWWWWWWWWN*


    HER FACE. I can't help it. It looks like she's about to go into a--a--giant jaw-splitting ear-popping...


    *YAWWWWWWWN*


    It's contagious. I can't stop yawning. STOP IT, J-LO.

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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    Also Everett True is renowned to me at least for claiming that he made Nirvana and they'd be nothing without him, nothing do you hear, nothing. Cue rolling over in his own drunk vomit for a bit.
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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    Oh. My. God. That picture of J Lo. It scares me.


    I keep thinking that she's thinking "that's it, come a little closer with your baby then I shall sink my fangs into it's chubby thighs and suck its blood dry and use it to keep my skin plump and fresh, mmmm babies blood = good skin, that's plan B"

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    Image of TwoScoops TwoScoops
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    Because my real-life name starts with B, I have been known to refer to myself as "Plan B." So it annoys me that some drug company has coopted my handle.
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    Image of TwoScoops TwoScoops
    12/16/08

    @TwoScoops: Of course, referring to yourself in the third person is a bad idea generally, but once in a while it must be done.
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    TwoScoops was starred TwoScoops was unstarred
    Image of Saltine Saltine
    12/16/08

    @TwoScoops: Pfft thats nothing. I will refer to myself in third person when talking to myself

    Also see: on illegal substances
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    Image of everfade everfade
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    From what I can gather from that J-Lo pic, J-Lo is so in control that her "girls" support themselves.
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    Isn't this pretty much the set-up for Baby Mama? And even the dynamic duo of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler couldn't raise the material above the level of meh. I can't imagine what JLo will do to make a suck premise suck even harder.
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    PhillyLass was starred PhillyLass was unstarred
    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/16/08

    @PhillyLass: it's because John Hodgman mysteriously vanished half-way into the movie.
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    rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was starred rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was unstarred
    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    Guys, guys, guys! I'm inventing this really awesome thing--named after me, of course, "T" for "tscheese"--that is kind of pretty and green and MAKES CARBON DIOXIDE INTO OXYGEN.


    I call it PlanT.


    I alternately overwater it, talk to it, forget it exists, or hang ribbons on it.

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    Image of BlueLilly BlueLilly
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    So wasn't the plot of this movie already kinda on Will and Grace? I only really watched W&G on sick days, but wasn't she going to be inseminated and then Mr. Right came along?


    This could entirely be a fever dream I once had.

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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    12/16/08

    @BlueLilly: YES!!! I was going to say that!
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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    I made a short film called "Plan B" about a guy who tells his best friend that he loves her on her wedding day because that's exactly what he doesn't have in regards to what happens.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/16/08

    @Macloserboy: I can haz youtube link?
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    rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was starred rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was unstarred
    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    12/16/08

    @rmric0: I had to break it into two parts:



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    Macloserboy was starred Macloserboy was unstarred
    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/16/08

    @Macloserboy: Sweet, I will hit that up as soon as I get off of work.
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    rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was starred rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12/16/08

    @Macloserboy: My sister also wrote and directed a short film called Plan B - but it was about a guy who faked his boyfriend's death in order to extort money from his bitchy boss, so he could make his own film. I don't think she based it on her experiences in the film industry. . .
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    OMG you guuuyyyyysss I have no Plan B and I'm going to end up old, dried up and aloooone with seven cats instead of a kid who hates me because I picked its father from a catalogue ohmigod I'm so pathetic.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/16/08

    @PilgrimSoul: Lady, I'm going to be old, dried up, and alone even though I will have a kid who hates me! We can form a spinster vigilante squad.
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/16/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): I'm sorry, but whenever anyone says old and dried up I think about the California Raisins.


    Will you guys sing "Heard it Through the Grapevine"?

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    It's like the movie producers bitch and moan about little minutiae, but they fail to see the planK in their own eye.
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    tscheese was starred tscheese was unstarred
    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    12/16/08

    @tscheese: beautiful.
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    Kali Mama was starred Kali Mama was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    Oooops, link to the article.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    These story lines always irk me anyway- much like that series killing storyline on Will & Grace, when Grace was trying to have Will's baby, but then met Leo instead.
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    SisterMaryMartha was starred SisterMaryMartha was unstarred
    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/16/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Then the pointless Leo cheating storyline? And then whole not being friends anymore thing? WTF?
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/16/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD SHOW.
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    SisterMaryMartha was starred SisterMaryMartha was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/16/08

    In reply to What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common
    Also in that picture, J.Lo looks like she's about to sneeze. Just though I'd point that out.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
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