With the news that Hugh Hefner, 84, became engaged to his 24-year-old girlfriend, Crystal Harris, over the holiday weekend, we're left thinking about his former-number-one girl Holly Madison, and how she got fucked in the ass—figuratively and literally.
How Girls Have Ruined Playboy
It's a strange twist of history that one of the many reasons the Playboy brand is sliding into irrelevance is because some girls like it. Just ask its most die-hard constituency: collectors of Playboy memorabilia.
Girls Next Door: Hugh Hefner Is Still A Virgin At Something
On last night's episode, Hef joined the girls around the "campfire" (which was actually just a fire pit), where they offered him a S'more. Apparently, in all of his 83 years, he had never heard of the delicious, outdoorsy dessert.
Ex-Girlfriend Creeped Out That Hugh Hefner Is Dating Teens
On last night's Girls Next Door, Hef's ex-GF, Barbi Benton, came by the Playboy mansion to attend a roller disco party and meet the three new girlfriends. She said she found it "spooky" that the 83-year-old is dating teenagers.
The Girls Next Door: Same Shit, Different Girls
On last night's premiere of The Girls Next Door, we got to meet Hef's three new girlfriends, including 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina, who admit that their personalities are "basically the same." We can't really argue with that.
Two Girls For Every Boy Octogenarian
Bridget Reunites With The Girls Next Door On Sexiest Beaches
On last night's episode of her Travel channel show, Bridget (along with her dog Wednesday) reunited with her GND costars Holly and Kendra to explore the beaches of Southern California... and say stupid stuff.
Bridget's Sexiest Beaches Aims To Be Educational
Bridget left Girls Next Door to host a show on the Travel Channel. During this episode in Jamaica, she asked someone what "Rasta" means. She thought he was joking about the whole "no pork" thing.
Capitol Goes Cuckoo For Brad & Nancy
- Nancy Pelosi left a health-care forum at the White House to meet with Brad Pitt. This piece calls them "Brancy." [WaPo]
