With the news that Hugh Hefner, 84, became engaged to his 24-year-old girlfriend, Crystal Harris, over the holiday weekend, we're left thinking about his former-number-one girl Holly Madison, and how she got fucked in the ass—figuratively and literally.
It's a strange twist of history that one of the many reasons the Playboy brand is sliding into irrelevance is because some girls like it. Just ask its most die-hard constituency: collectors of Playboy memorabilia.
On last night's episode, Hef joined the girls around the "campfire" (which was actually just a fire pit), where they offered him a S'more. Apparently, in all of his 83 years, he had never heard of the delicious, outdoorsy dessert.
On last night's Girls Next Door, Hef's ex-GF, Barbi Benton, came by the Playboy mansion to attend a roller disco party and meet the three new girlfriends. She said she found it "spooky" that the 83-year-old is dating teenagers.
Last night on David Letterman, Tina Fey said her look in Harper's Bazaar is the result of "gay magic." But she doesn't want her daughter getting glammed up yet, so she's pushing her to be a bacon-eating robot for Halloween.
On last night's premiere of The Girls Next Door, we got to meet Hef's three new girlfriends, including 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina, who admit that their personalities are "basically the same." We can't really argue with that.
On last night's episode of her Travel channel show, Bridget (along with her dog Wednesday) reunited with her GND costars Holly and Kendra to explore the beaches of Southern California... and say stupid stuff.
Bridget left Girls Next Door to host a show on the Travel Channel. During this episode in Jamaica, she asked someone what "Rasta" means. She thought he was joking about the whole "no pork" thing.
Now that Holly left Hef for a creepy magician, Kendra left Hef for a professional athlete, and Bridget left Hef simply because the others did, we realized we actually might miss them.
- Did a knock down, drag out fight with Lilo land Samantha Ronson in the hospital for "exhaustion"?
- Luke Wilson is back in Austin, Texas for the holidays, and he's spending them at the Yellow Rose gentlemen's club. Ol' Luke was "getting lap dances and rocking out" to heavy metal. [Page Six]
- Scarlett Johansson is just getting back from a four-day trip to Rwanda, where she visited AIDS clinics. She went in conjunction with (RED) and says: "I came here with an open mind, wanting to listen, understand and learn; I leave with the overwhelming understanding that the small action of making a (RED) choice in…
It's probably not a happy thing that I was this psyched that ESPN's "ESPY Awards" took place last night in L.A. But it's been so long since we had a real live awards show to critique! Of course, ESPYs are a little off the beaten track, in that you get a liberal dose of athletes sprinkled amongst the usual Listers.…
Weirdest gossip of the day: when staying in Nigeria recently, Jay-Z reportedly demanded that a watermelon carved to look like Beyonce's boobs be displayed in his hotel room. The sculptural homage was described as, "One giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mould of Beyonce's breasts. Two…
Girl Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson: "I'm 22 and still have my whole sex life ahead of me. I still have a lot of sex years ahead of me. But all girls need a vibrator!" In other words, sex with Hef is barely mildly satisfying, despite the existence of Viagra. [Monsters & Critcs]