"Just to convict people because you're jealous of them is retarded," an angry, slurring Joe Francis says in an absolutely riveting rant in which he goes off on the jury who convicted him earlier this month for falsely imprisoning three women in his Bel-Air home, but also brags about his dick size, wealth, and…

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis was found guilty of three counts of false imprisonment and one of assault likely to cause great bodily injury. He faces a maximum sentence of five years in prison.

Looks like eternal (and rapey) spring break is over: "Girls Gone Wild" is filing for bankruptcy in an attempt to "restructure its legal affairs after several disputed court judgments," according to the New York Times.

Twenty-one year old college student Jordan Ramos enjoys the same ill-advised things that her fellow University of Iowa students enjoy — going to bars in downtown Iowa City, drinking a little bit, climbing up onto things, and dancing on them while other people go "WOOO!" So when bouncers at a local establishment barred…

Well, this is bizarre. Joe Francis, the beyond-sketchy founder of "Girls Gone Wild," purchased an internship in Arkansas Sen. Mark Pryor's Washington D.C. office off a charity auction website called BiddingForGood, and offered it up to the winner of his "Search for the Hottest Girl in America." (Because every hardworking…

Isn't it weird how Joe Francis keeps being surrounded by lying bitches who accuse him of being at best as asshole and at worst a criminal? It's almost as if they go out and look for poor, innocent Joe.

• Taylor Momsen and her band were playing a show in Scotland when she said something the crowd found rather offensive.

Last July, a jury ruled that because a woman danced in a club, she'd consented to her breasts being forcibly exposed in Girls Gone Wild Sorority Orgy, despite saying no and signing no consent form. Thankfully, there's some good news.

Four women suing Girls Gone Wild, at least one of whom was 13 when filmed, are asking that their names stay under wraps. But several newspapers have argued in court that they have a right to know the women's names.

After watching the tape in question, Chad Garrison from the Riverfront Times has announced his support for the jury in the now-infamous Girls Gone Wild Jane Doe lawsuit. Once again, we are forced to review the meaning of consent.