Buenos días! Lindsay Lohan got transferred from the Betty Ford clinic to a different rehab center in Malibu for being "disruptive" and "making life hell for those around her," because she learned nothing from Georgia Rule's tough but loving fictional matriarch (Wallace Shawn).

In the immortal words of R. Kelly, after the show it's the after party. Last night, Oscar-nominated A-list celebs flocked to the Vanity Fair bash, where they mingled with TV stars and luminaries of the music world. The dress code was half pretty, half sexy. It was a night of many beautiful mammaries. Some ladies let…

Big Love star Ginnifer Goodwin has ended her relationship with actor Joey Kern, a mere five months after announcing their engagement. The two reportedly started dating two years ago after Goodwin split from then boyfriend Chris Klein. The pair has yet to release an official statement, but People claims to have spoken…

It's funny, you almost forget that Ashton Kutcher — Mr. Demi Moore, professional Twitter enthusiast and camera commercial attention-hog — is also an actor. But he is! He fauxbanged Natalie Portman in that friends with benefits movie that was not called Friends With Benefits! He was on that bell-bottoms show! Which…

Last night's premiere of the rom-com Something Borrowed at Grauman's Chinese Theater was a veritable who's who of Hollywood—in that you hear these people's names and you're like, "Who?" Anyway, most looked like they were dressed to attend the wedding of someone they didn't particularly care enough for, which is kind…

Wait… Kate Hudson is getting married? We haven't seen that movie before! Heh. In June of last year, we read the script of Something Borrowed, a cliché-laden screenplay based on the novel by Emily Giffin. Kate Hudson, the blond, is bubbly and confident, as blonds are mandated to be in romcoms; Ginnifer Goodwin, the…

Very, very, very good indeed.

You'd expect the 13th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards to give good clothes. And they didn't disappoint.

Talk about a good cause! "Children Awaiting Parents" is an important charity, and this benefit did it justice.

After we detailed the furor surrounding Ginnifer Goodwin's "23-year-diet," one reader wrote in to defend her. She'd grown up with Goodwin and wanted us to know that she's anything but a bad role model.

The final season of Big Love deserved a premiere with panache, and the TV polygamists did not disappoint.

Ginnifer Goodwin is "shocked" at reactions to her tales of her 9-year-old self on Weight Watchers. Because, she explains, she only meant to boost the program, not tell a tale of childhood deprivation.

• Comeback kid (?) Lindsay Lohan has already gone back to her complicated lifestyle of dramarama mixed with rich-people acquisitions. We could talk about her for hours—she just never stops! All that Red Bull, maybe. Here we go.

On Christmas Eve, Hova reportedly dropped several boatloads of cash on Birkin bags for his ladylove. I'm so confused. This gesture goes against so much of both artists' catalogs.

• When Hello asked about Isabella and Connor, the two children Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise adopted, she said, "I'd love them to live with us, but what can you do?"

You know what's sad about the fact that Ginnifer Goodwin's been on Weight Watchers since she was 9? Okay, a lot of things, but most recently… that it's being touted as her "diet secret."

Kim Kardashian "confessed" to Rachael Ray that she's gained "like, ten pounds" and stopped working out, pretty much. And now that she's 30, she says, she's got nothing but fat and ugly in her future. Ray's memeworthy squeal confirms it.

[New York, June 17. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]