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    Planned Parenthood Creates Gift Certificates • British Officer Is First Female To Lose Limb In Afghanistan
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    11/27/08

    In reply to Planned Parenthood Creates Gift Certificates • British Officer Is First Female To Lose Limb In Afghanistan
    I don't blame the woman for wanted to be rid of a Hitler painting-- but who bought the damn thing from her? And does the buyer know anything about karma?
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    Image of eviladrian eviladrian
    11/27/08

    In reply to Planned Parenthood Creates Gift Certificates • British Officer Is First Female To Lose Limb In Afghanistan
    That Hitler painting may not be a masterpiece, but it's better than most art students I've seen lately.

    They should have just let him go to art school and he would have got a job in advertising or something and not bothered anyone else.


    I bet there's a paperback novel about that very scenario at my local library...

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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    11/28/08

    @eviladrian: yeah, that's EXACTLY how it would have gone down.
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    11/26/08

    In reply to Planned Parenthood Creates Gift Certificates • British Officer Is First Female To Lose Limb In Afghanistan
    hooray for female santas!
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/26/08

    In reply to Planned Parenthood Creates Gift Certificates • British Officer Is First Female To Lose Limb In Afghanistan
    When I was working at PP a few years ago, we had just celebrated our 90th anniversary and passed out pins to clients and staff saying "90 Years Old and Still Talking About Sex". Once of my co-worker stuck the pin on her refrigerator. Unbeknownst to her, her 4 year old son took it off of the fridge and wore it to school for show-and-tell. She didn't realize he'd taken in until she went to his preschool to pick him up and had to face his very pissed odf teacher.


    Go times.

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    Image of CerebralMagpie CerebralMagpie
    11/26/08

    In reply to Planned Parenthood Creates Gift Certificates • British Officer Is First Female To Lose Limb In Afghanistan
    I'm a copywriter by trade, and the challenge of writing an ad for Planned Parenthood gift certificateds intrigues me.


    "Recession getting you down? Can't afford that abortion you dirty filthy whore? Then let us add $20 000 plus a year to your already stretched budget by forcing you to have that buck-sucking baby! Who cares you can't afford to feed yourself! Who cares you're in line at the soup kitchen! Who cares you're struggling to find a shelter for the night! Just nom that kewt widdle baybay! Popping one out for the good of restocking the military is all that matters! Planned Parenthood Gift Vouchers - the gift that keeps on giving."

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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    11/26/08

    @CerebralMagpie: I've always dreamt of Santa bringing me the gift of a free pap smear.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    11/26/08

    @ejc.wants.pie.now: Prevent your own immaculate conception this holiday season!
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/27/08

    @ejc.wants.pie.now: I think, this year, these might be my stocking-stuffer -er, gift - for a woman or two (THAT HAVE NO @&^%$@* HEALTH INSURANCE!!!).
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/26/08

    In reply to Planned Parenthood Creates Gift Certificates • British Officer Is First Female To Lose Limb In Afghanistan
    Not to be outdone, Tonya Harding will be drinking Wild Turkey and raffling off the last shreds of her dignity at a monster truck rally on Friday.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/26/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: ON ICE! Much more dignity in that. Such as.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    11/26/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: I'm pretty sure Tonya Harding became a boxer. Can we see her do that ON ICE?


    She also went to jail for beating up her boyfriend with a HUBCAP. Let's say it all together now... klaaaassssy.

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/26/08

    In reply to Planned Parenthood Creates Gift Certificates • British Officer Is First Female To Lose Limb In Afghanistan
    Is there anything that cannot be improved by adding "On Ice!" to it?


    Unicorns - On Ice!

    Fisting - On Ice!

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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    11/26/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Just when I thought NOTHING could improve "fisting" you've gone and done it.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    11/26/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes:

    Ice skating - On Ice!

    Labor & Delivery - On Ice! (What can I say, I'm in a waiting room right now... don't worry folks, it's not mine.)
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/26/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Vodka -- on ice! Ugh, I'll settle for water -- ON ICE! It's been a long day...
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    Image of sequined sequined
    11/26/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: And I was afraid we'd exhausted the possibilities for fisting!


    But I'm a little concerned about how the ice will fare if we're being fisted by sunshine. Melty, no?

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/28/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Jezebel - On Ice! ...ooh, field trip?
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