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    "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    01/26/09

    In reply to "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
    My father did scientific research in Antarctica for some time in the 80s, and I know that he'd cut a bitch for eating penguin breast (let alone the eggs)! Seriously, wtf?
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    01/26/09

    In reply to "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
    TRUE "bromance" among Bonobos is much more common
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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    01/26/09

    In reply to "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
    My answer to cellulite: the elliptical machine. It's from heaven. Super low impact, burns as many calories as running, banishes cellulite, gives your butt a lift, I love it!
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    Image of RobertaFisk RobertaFisk
    01/26/09

    In reply to "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
    "Moob jobs" is my favourite new word of the year. It works and is clever, unlike, say, "manorexia."
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    01/26/09

    In reply to "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
    I initially read that as 'Cello Exorcist' and I was really excited to read about a possessed cello. Now my face is sad.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    01/26/09

    @Elaken: After 6 weeks of assisting a beginning orchestra director while working on my music ed degree, I would have been really excited at the prospect of a 'Cello Exorcist'. Demons would be the only thing that could make such an ungodly noise come from an instrument that is supposed to sound more beautiful.


    I also used to think those violins sounded like someone stepping on rats with spike heels.

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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/26/09

    In reply to "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
    Hope designer vaginas come with logo prints or a label so that everyone who sees it knows it's designer.
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    Image of I'm Chuck Bass I'm Chuck Bass
    01/26/09

    @sportz.star: Hey, is that a Louis Vagina?
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/26/09

    @I'm Chuck Bass: Mine is a Diane Von Furstenvagina.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    01/26/09

    @sportz.star: I'm cheap, so I'm gonna get me one of those knock-off vaginas.
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    Image of I'm Chuck Bass I'm Chuck Bass
    01/26/09

    @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): @killedbyllamas: My friend doesn't want to have kids, so she got a Kate Spayed vagina.
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    01/26/09

    @sportz.star: Mine will be a Birkin Merkin. High-class all the way.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    01/26/09

    @sportz.star: Mine is ever so mundane, with a simple Chanel logo.


    I'm always the lady.

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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/26/09

    @Gretchen: My friend got hers at Forever 21 and while it looked designer, it fell apart after one season! She was so pissed!
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    Image of Slumdog_Mamabear Slumdog_Mamabear
    01/26/09

    @sportz.star: Mine is a Gucci Cootchie
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    Image of chatterboxwriting chatterboxwriting
    01/26/09

    @I'm Chuck Bass: @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): Too bad COTD was already posted. You guys owe me a new keyboard!
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    01/26/09

    @I'm Chuck Bass: @sportz.star: @killedbyllamas: @LaMorena: I just refreshed and saw all of your funny comments. Well done!
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    01/26/09

    In reply to "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
    'It's the curse of having curves,' explains Anushka, America's leading authority on cellulite.


    "America's leading authority on cellulite." Please, please tell me how this is determined. I am dying to know. My goal for next year it to be "America's leading authory on ingrown hairs."


    In all serrvicey-ness, if you are worried about cellulite get one of those plastic ball rolling things and do it as hard as you can to your ass in the shower, then apply some kind of cream. Mine costs like 7 bucks and I have to say, this routine has diminished my cellulite a bit.

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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    01/26/09

    @LaFemme: ooooh, Can I be the Leading Expert on Picking at Zits, Blackheads and Other Skin Imperfections?


    Also, this? "plastic ball rolling things and do it as hard as you can to your ass in the shower" made me snorfle so badly, my only remaining co-worker just looked over the cube dividers.

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    Image of fulanita fulanita
    01/26/09

    @LaFemme: Oh, Anushka...one does not have to be curvy to have cellulite. I'd point out a few examples were it not for my fear of being disemvoweled.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    01/26/09

    @fulanita: True story. It is genetic and has little if anything to do with how curvy you are.


    @Spaceman Bill Leah: Haha, once again I find myself somewhere between thinking this is embarassing and finding it unintentionally hilarious.

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    Image of disco2000 disco2000
    01/26/09

    @fulanita: Agreed. If I were an all powerful being, I would curse men with cellulite as well. Because some of us could get dangerously thin and still have cottage cheese thighs, yet get no sympathy. Most men can't get it through their head that it's a matter of how your body stores fat, not how much cheesecake you eat. And because of that, there is really not much we can do about it, so we should just learn to love it.


    Actually, cellulite is a lot like acne to me - it's incurable, some people are just doomed to it genetically, and its looked at as a result of not doing something right - you're not washing your face, you're not exercising enough, etc. All you can do is try to treat it, but you may never get it to go away.

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    01/26/09

    @fulanita: I had cellulite when I weighed 105, worked out six days a week, and obsessively counted every calorie I ate.


    I don't do any of these things now, and I still have it! I don't get it!

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    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    01/26/09

    In reply to "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
    When I read words like "designer vagina" I immediately cross my legs. Then I thank heavens that I am long since out of the dating scene and with a wonderful partner. I can't imagine feeling the pressure to impress men with my "perfect" (and I'm also going to assume this means hairless) surgically enhanced vagina. Or breasts. Or whatever.


    Who the hell are these men who would expect this sort of "perfection" and why the hell do any women want them?

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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    01/26/09

    @crampyscamp: I prefer to think happier thoughts, like how happy the Chanel logo on my vadge makes me. I have the most stylin' cooter in Lower Crapovia.
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    Image of Slumdog_Mamabear Slumdog_Mamabear
    01/26/09

    @crampyscamp: I have never met a man who even mentioned anything about vaginal perfection. I always understood that unless the, um...situation down there was unhygienic they were just glad to be invited to the party.

    The only people that ever made me feel uncomfortable about the state of my labia were other women. I never even thought to be insecure about my vagina until I listened to other women stressing about theirs.
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/26/09

    In reply to "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
    Does my designer handbag need to match my designer shoes and vagina?


    I don't want to be too matchy matchy.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/26/09

    @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): I know what you mean. I regret buying the vagina with the logos all over it. It makes me feel so ostentasious.
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    Image of Slumdog_Mamabear Slumdog_Mamabear
    01/26/09

    @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): That is why you want to go with a classic, tailored look with your vagina. You can always jazz it up with accessories if you want to take the look from office to a night on the town.
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    Image of I'm Chuck Bass I'm Chuck Bass
    01/26/09

    In reply to "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
    I have NO IDEA what the backs of my thighs look like. Also, I do not care what the backs of my thighs look like.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    01/26/09

    In reply to "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
    Man, I bought a pair of jeans at the Happiness Gap, but I just ended up looking like Jessica Simpson.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    01/26/09

    @The Zombie Commenter Formerly Known as AbbyNormal: Next time, go to Angst Old Navy, you'll be looking like Ashlee in no time.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/26/09

    In reply to "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
    HOW TO DRASTICALLY IMPROVE CELLULITE:


    1) Buy plant-bristle brush.

    2) Google "dry skin brushing"

    3) Send me thank you notes & boxes of liquor filled dark chocolate

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    Image of ArmCandy ArmCandy
    01/26/09

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, plz?: What d'ya got for stretch marks?
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/26/09

    @ArmCandy: As above, plus daily applications of rose hip oil.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    01/26/09

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, plz?: The first site I found suggests that my emotions are causing toxins to stagnate within my cellulite.


    Erm.


    Otherwise, though, I do notice that when I have a brush in the shower, my skin looks better than it does when I use a pouf or washcloth. Is there an advantage to dry brushing over brushing in the shower?

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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/26/09

    In reply to "Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
    Not only do I have dimply fat deposits on my thighs, but I need an old priest and a young priest to drive out the demons too? Dammit, there goes my weekend.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/26/09

    @Mkp-hearts-NYC: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! And then the cellulite jumps out and climbs down the stairs backwards. Really.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/26/09

    @Mkp-hearts-NYC: I can't help that I have cellulite. The power of cupcakes compels me!
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