One Crazy Trick For Selling A House: Don't List It as 'Slightly Haunted'

If you ever decide to put your house on the market, you might consider not disclosing the banshee who lives in the attic or the thing that lives in a bag in the basement. Or even any run-of-the-mill screams that happen precisely at 3 am. I don't know; I am not a real estate agent, but that sounds about right. » 1/18/14 1:45pm 1/18/14 1:45pm

Tell Us Your Spookiest Scary Stories

It's that time of year again: Shadows grow long, winds turn chilly, and we're closer and closer to All Hallows Eve and Día de Muertos, when the thinly spun spider-web of a veil between the living and the dead falls away like flesh on a zombie. And that means it's time for scary stories! » 10/24/13 4:50pm 10/24/13 4:50pm

E! Doesn't Say 'Jeah' to a Second Run of 'What Would Ryan Lochte Do?'

Sorry, all you many, many people who've been gnawing your fists off wondering just WHAT THE FUCK RYAN LOCHTE IS DOING—your chance to discover exactly what Ryan Lochte would do when Ryan Lochte does things has come to an end, as the E! channel has officially declined to continue documenting all of the many variegated… » 9/19/13 8:00pm 9/19/13 8:00pm

This Mennonite Colony Has a Crazy-Horrible 'Ghost Rape' Problem

Over the course of four years, 130 females of a Mennonite colony in Bolivia reported that they'd woken up with raging headaches, bits of rope in their hair, pain "down below," memory loss, and blood and semen stains on their sheets. For the townsfolk there was no other explanation: a demon was raping their women. » 8/09/13 11:40am 8/09/13 11:40am

Science Explains Ouija Boards, Retroactively Ruins 1,000 Sleepovers

Ugh, it looks like the ouija board has become the newest victim of science's ceaseless vendetta against my childhood ambition of growing up to be a very successful witch. It seems that science won't be satiated until it has me drinking a bitter potion made of tears shed whilst watching the Long Island Medium, which is… » 7/30/13 3:00pm 7/30/13 3:00pm

Your House Isn't Haunted, There's Just a Lady Living in Your Walls

The disembodied shouting that keeps you up at night, the lonely footsteps seemingly belonging to no one, the local old men who stay stuff like "Why, that house hasn't been the same since Mrs. Butler mysteriously went missing in double-aught-six!" when you tell them where you live. Have you ever considered that all of… » 7/19/13 4:20pm 7/19/13 4:20pm

Woman Photographs Surprisingly Sexy Ghost Sex

While we definitely see the appeal of terrorizing our enemies after we've passed, it seems like haunting rundown buildings would get a little old after a few decades. Now an Ohio woman has undeniable proof that it's only the really disturbed ghosts who become preoccupied with pestering the living. The rest are too busy … » 11/02/11 12:20pm 11/02/11 12:20pm