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    Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online

    Not Getting Any? It's Your Own Damn Fault
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    Um that would imply I can go back and name all of my past 'lovers' and I'm guessing names like 'that guy from the time when I got my shoe caught in the steps of the stage and fell over' don't count?
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    Image of inabook inabook
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    I could see this being very useful in a relationship when you haven't been putting sex as a priority. seeing how often you actually have it mapped out could be a wakeup call or reminder.
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    Image of thatblackgirl thatblackgirl
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    Ugh, not everything has to be blogged.


    I mean, really.

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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    This would have been helpful in college had it been able to sync with other users. My girlfriends and I DID create "the master penis list" but it was too analog to really be of any benefit to anyone. Except to make us laugh hysterically and go "OMG I KNOW! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARN ME ABOUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!"
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    Image of RobertaFisk RobertaFisk
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    Does anybody think that this just seems like more trouble than it might be worth? I can see it getting hacked and then people being like "fuck, I really should have stuck to the diary." I mean, I'm a gen y-er, but putting something this personal on the internet when it doesn't need to be just freaks me out.
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    02/13/09

    @RobertaFisk: is it weird that we're more concerned about information about how we are slutty/frigid getting out than we are our financial information? i mean, do you bank online? I do, and don't question it.
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    Image of RobertaFisk RobertaFisk
    02/13/09

    @lucystrawberry actually *is* that into you: Good point - I love on-line banking. But when it comes to on-line banking, the time saved/convenience is pretty significant - I'm not sure that this on-line service is as useful. Also, the bank will refund you money that is taken as a result of fraud (though you might end up having your identity stolen, in which case, you're just fucked). So the benefits, to me anyway, outweigh the risks. But yeah, I'd be much more comfortable telling a stranger by bank balance (less than $15!) than about my sex life.
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    Totes could have used this in college. Now, not so much, and I left peering at my list wondering exactly what i meant by "that guy, his friend, watermelon (seedless)."
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    I don't have any qualms about sharing my sex life online.


    But that's because I DON'T have a sex life!


    Thank you for reinforcing the fact that no decent guy wants to penetrate me, Bedpost Beta...

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    Image of exelizabeth exelizabeth
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    For me personally, if I can't keep this information in my head and I'm forgetting, I need to slow down and/or drink less.


    So far so good.

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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    Ok, one question: when Google becomes Skynet (and you know it will), will T-100's try to kill you by shaming you to death with meticulous details of all your banging?
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    Image of Dottie Gale Dottie Gale
    02/13/09

    @whatsergem: You are gunning for a bestie today!
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    The last entry I made on my sexual escapades spreadsheet was on Lotus 1-2-3.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    I already know mine: Feast or Famine.


    Always. In a relationship, or single and not doing it.

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    Image of Scout Scout
    02/13/09

    @LaFemme: me too, with a slight adjustment: Feast....Diet....Famine


    I have a new relationship and "feast" for about 6 months then I "diet" (usually another 6 months) and the relationship dies whereby I end up in a "famine" period (yep, usually another 6 months)


    I need psychological help he he


    ...or an exorcism! 6 6 6 eeek

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    Image of sassy sassy
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    I chart my health by my sexlife. When I'm having sex a lot, I'm feeling good, but when it's only once a week, then I'm sickypants and should debate going to the doctor.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    Anyone else being reminded of Janeane Garofalo's character in Reality Bites here?
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    Jesus fucking christ, can't anyone keep a journal anymore? Why must everything go on the internet?
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    02/13/09

    In reply to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online
    "It didn't last long, I sort of felt like I had to pee, the cat was crying at the bedroom door, and I just wasn't feeling it."


    So finally, I got up, got dressed, turned on the light, and put the vibrator box back in the closet."

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