fuck posh
Geri Halliwell took time out of the
Spice Girls Reunion tour Jennie's been wetting herself over to pay a visit on my hometown yesterday. She hung out with old geezers and talked about AIDS in Africa. She weighed in the election with kind words for all the candidates — "that's amazing too, that, you know, that the fellow's still got life in his bones," she said of McCain, although if you read it "life in his boners" that's cool too — and generally charmed everyone. And what was everyone's OMG
favorite post-Spice Spice doing in the meantime? Ehhh, fuck if I know, but I think it had something to do with a gala corporate-sponsored seven-figure third birthday party for her son Cruz and okaying another endorsement contract to pay for it. I know, I know that in a world where Scarlett Johansson has a record deal, there is not supposed to be any modicum of justice, but why doesn't Geri Halliwell get more love when her wretched tanorexic preposterous ugly developmentally disabled private jet fuel-guzzling former bandmate gets
so damn much?
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