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Sarah Jessica Parker's Shoes Reveal That She's Fiercely Really Into Fashion

  • After much consideration I have decided that I do not care at all what the personal footwear choices of the Sex and the City stars say about their personalities. [LA Times]
  • Speaking of Sex and the City, Sarah Jessica Parker says that her son only wears his older cousin's hand-me-downs and has never been given new clothes, other than shoes. [US Weekly]
  • Another day, more people fired from ELLE. This time, on the dot-com side. Maybe Nina will give them jobs over at Marie Claire? [WWD, 1st item]
  • Rachel Zoe does not want to talk about being disinvited from the Met Costume Institute Gala thankyouverymuch. [US Weekly]
  • In case you were wondering, Cindy Crawford will be celebrating Mother's Day with breakfast in bed. [Reuters]
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Loose Lips Rut Roh! Foxy Brown just got out of jail and she's already got a warrant out for her arrest. Apparently Ms. Brown failed to appear in court on charges stemming from a BlackBerry assaulting incident. She has yet another court date on Thursday to deal with even more assault charges. • Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell got stuck in an elevator for an hour! Firefighters had to come and bail her out of the lift, and one of them said she was a "really nice lady." Cute! • More details on LiLo's forthcoming Ugly Betty role: creator Horatio Silva says she'll be playing a "a queen bee girl who Betty went to high school with," and that there will be a flashback dodgeball game!!! [Perez, Mirror, Us]





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Will Heath Ledger Win A Posthumous Oscar?

  • Will Heath Ledger earn an Academy Award for his role as the Joker in The Dark Knight? That's the buzz coming out of his native Australia. [News.com.au]
  • Pete Doherty setting young heroin addicts straight on a new TV show? With music-based therapy sessions? Verdict: Maybeshambles. [Sydney Morning Herald]
  • Amy Winehouse took a cab home but couldn't pay for it. Anybody got a tenner? [TMZ]
  • George Clooney is putting pressure on Olympic supplier Omega watches to make a stand against China's lax Darfur policy. This gossip column calls it the Sexiest Scolding Alive. [Rush & Molloy]
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Why Doesn't Ginger Spice Get More Respect?

Geri Halliwell took time out of the Spice Girls Reunion tour Jennie's been wetting herself over to pay a visit on my hometown yesterday. She hung out with old geezers and talked about AIDS in Africa. She weighed in the election with kind words for all the candidates — "that's amazing too, that, you know, that the fellow's still got life in his bones," she said of McCain, although if you read it "life in his boners" that's cool too — and generally charmed everyone. And what was everyone's OMG favorite post-Spice Spice doing in the meantime? Ehhh, fuck if I know, but I think it had something to do with a gala corporate-sponsored seven-figure third birthday party for her son Cruz and okaying another endorsement contract to pay for it. I know, I know that in a world where Scarlett Johansson has a record deal, there is not supposed to be any modicum of justice, but why doesn't Geri Halliwell get more love when her wretched tanorexic preposterous ugly developmentally disabled private jet fuel-guzzling former bandmate gets so damn much? More »

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Avril: Hey, Hey, You, You, I Think You Might Be Knocked Up

  • Avril Lavigne is pregnant! Maybe! [News.com.au]
  • Janet Jackson has been asking designers like Badgley Mischka for bridal gown samples! Is she going to marry that gremlin Jermaine Dupri? [Page Six]
  • Janet poses as brother Michael from Off The Wall on the new cover of Vibe. [Concrete Loop]
  • Oooooh, George Clooney on the cover of Time! [The.Life. Files]
  • Is it a girl for Minnie Driver? She was seen buying girly baby clothes from J. Crew and talking about her pregnancy. [Page Six]
  • Pink says her divorce is not about cheating, anger or fighting. She writes on her Web site: "One never knows the future, but mine and Carey's just might involve beach babies and sunshine one day. Just not right now." [People]
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Loose Lips Britney has been placed on a 72-hour mental lockdown by the good people at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Maybe she'll finally get some help? • Are Jake and Reese On the rocks? Jake was seen out with a mystery brunette on Wednesday. • Ginger Spice aka Geri Halliwell says none of the Spice Girls are making money on their current tour. Geri's either sampling Britney's patented purple drank, or she's flat out lying. [People, A Socialite's Life, Dlisted]

What does "Girl Power" really mean to the Spice Girls? Mocking the girl without a man, naturally. During a break while taping a BBC-1 special, Geri "Ginger" Halliwell's single status was the object of their disaffection: "Are there any good-looking single blokes for Geri? We have to get her a boyfriend," said Melanie "Scary" Brown. "He has to have a job," said Emma "Baby" Bunton. "Do we care about gender this week, Geri?" added Melanie "Sporty" Chisholm before Victoria "Posh" Beckham took the cake with, "Beggars can't be choosers, Geri." If that's not love and good sisterhood, we don't know what is. [The Sun]

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The Spice Girls: They're Back, And Not So Bad

As has been breathlessly reported (at least in the British press) the Spice Girls reunion tour has begun, and Jesus fucking Christ: It looks fierce! (Cavalli-designed costumes, however? The man should be jailed for crimes against humanity.) But do the music reviewers agree? After the jump, a roundup of critics' comments, plus a gallery of the Girls' outfits. More »