Ginger Spice Has Some Deep Questions About Shakespeare

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Geri Halliwell wonders if the best love poet to ever live was a good boyfriend (probably not, actually, because it must have been really depressing to have him constantly remind you of the fact that you're going to wither up and die one day), Frankie Muniz plays a sick prank at Olive… » 4/23/13 7:30pm 4/23/13 7:30pm

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Are Never Ever Getting—Oh, Fuck It

Nothing gold can stay, including Taylor Swift and Harry Styles' brief foray into exclusivity. New reports claim that Haylor has ended their 65-day-and-one-Press Baby relationship after a disastrous New Year's Eve in the British Virgin Islands. As the Daily Mail quaintly puts it, the two "had an almighty row," after which … » 1/08/13 9:00am 1/08/13 9:00am

Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be Mystifying The People Who Give a Shit

To the folks who have been screaming AHHHH YOU GAINED WEIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU, FATNESS EVERDEEN, Lady Gaga continues to level a resounding "Fuck yourself." Although the rumor out of Universal is that they had to order new, larger costumes for her, she told radio host Elvis Duran that she "doesn't feel bad about it. Not even… » 9/24/12 9:00am 9/24/12 9:00am

Kourtney Kardashian Pulled A Baby Out Of Her Vagina On Television

Here are graphic photos of Kourtney Kardashian birthing her new child Penelope Scotland Disick, which are screenshots of the televised delivery from the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians yesterday. And all of the Kardashians were there (even brother Rob), and you were there, and you were there, and Kanye … » 9/17/12 9:00am 9/17/12 9:00am

Celebrity Trainer Tracy Anderson Thinks Most Postpartum Women Are…

Just days after Us Weekly editor Janice Min urged the public to stop the single-minded "mom shell" mentality—criticizing celebrities like Hilary Duff and Bryce Dallas Howard for not dropping postpartum weight fast enough—it should come as no surprise that the woman that Goop Paltrow credits for getting rid of her… » 8/29/12 9:00am 8/29/12 9:00am

Mariah Carey Has Diva Conniption Fit Over Nicki Minaj Possibly Joining …

Mariah Carey is furious at American Idol execs for courting Nicki Minaj as a possible judge. Apparently she was under the impression that she would be the only woman on the panel, and insiders say that a two-vagina judging panel would certainly throw viewers for a loop, so it's obviously all still in talks. Because… » 8/21/12 9:00am 8/21/12 9:00am