Behold: Astounding Camo and Hot Pink Gowns at Mama June's Wedding

Wedding themes, like prom themes (This Magic Moment, A Night to Remember, Magic Carpet Ride, etc.), usually fall into just a few categories. You don't see too much required camo/hot pink dress codes like the one at Sugar Bear and Mama June Shannon's wedding. It took place in their McIntyre, Georga backyard, with… » 5/06/13 9:00am 5/06/13 9:00am

Gerard Depardieu Offered Position as Siberia's Minister of Culture

As you may have heard, French actor Gerard Depardieu thought that France's proposed 75% "super tax" on millionaires was a major Gerard Depar-DON'T, so he said "Gerard Depar-oh-no-you-didn't!" to that shit and moved his ass to Russia. (Because in Russia, taxes millionaire YOU! Or, wait—zzzzzzzzzzzz.) » 1/07/13 3:30pm 1/07/13 3:30pm

Gérard Depardieu Sure Does Enjoy His Tax-Free Russian Schmatta

SUNDAY JAN. 6 - French actor Gérard Depardieu, center, poses on a theatre stage, wearing a traditional folk outfit, after he arrived in Saransk, some 700 km (435 miles) east of Moscow, Russia, on Sunday, Jan. 6, 2013. Depardieu has received a Russian passport after flying to Russia for a late night dinner with Putin. » 1/06/13 5:30pm 1/06/13 5:30pm

Brigitte Bardot Threatens to Leave France for Vladimir Putin’s Animal…

Brigitte Bardot, the actress your dad would be most likely to describe as celebrity crush in a discomforting tone of voice that lets you know, once and for all, that a conversational threshold in your filial relationship has been crossed, has informed France that she will soon be going the way of Gerard Depardieu » 1/04/13 4:05pm 1/04/13 4:05pm

Anne Hathaway Finds the Brouhaha About Her Crotch Shot 'Sad'

A pervy upskirt shot of underwearless Anne Hathaway getting out of a limo at a New York premiere of Les Miserables has been making the rounds on that beautiful formless mass of the collective human id that we call the Interwebz. This morning on the TODAY show, she responded eloquently to host/human toejam Matt Lauer » 12/12/12 9:00am 12/12/12 9:00am

Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Camilla Parker Bowles an Alcoholic

Some ludicrous story in the Globe says that the bright, sparkling English promise that is Kate Middleton's possibly-occupied womb has sent Camilla Parker Bowles straight to the bottle; she was reportedly sent to dry up in a 7-day detox retreat in Bangalore, India. Camilla and Prince Charles (the latter who has… » 11/30/12 9:00am 11/30/12 9:00am

Mila Kunis Begs Macaulay Culkin to Go to Rehab from Ashton Kutcher Sex…

The systematic destruction of Kevin McAllister rolls cruelly on: Everyone knows that the second most irrefutable fact of the world, immediately below "water is wet," is that there is almost nothing worse than receiving a concerned phone call from an ex, as well-intentioned as they may be. Raise to the tenth power when… » 8/17/12 9:00am 8/17/12 9:00am

New DSK Movie May Be Coming To A Theater Near You

In the months since Dominque Strauss-Kahn was accused of rape, his sordid tale has already been turned into a porn and an episode of Law & Order: SVU. Now Director Abel Ferrara is working on a script that's based on the DSK incident, with a dash of Bill Clinton and Silvio Berlusconi's sex scandals. It's possible that… » 12/27/11 2:25pm 12/27/11 2:25pm

Gerard Depardieu Officially Does Not Give A Shit, Pees On Airplane…

Today in people of note peeing in places they shouldn't: The popular French actor put on the drunken performance of a lifetime on Tuesday when he pulled down his trousers and peed on the floor of a delayed plane — in front of 127 awestruck/disgusted passengers. According to witnesses, Depardieu demanded access to the… » 8/17/11 12:40pm 8/17/11 12:40pm