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    Image of ♥ dosido☮ ♥ dosido☮
    10/07/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    Tom DeLay has a bone stimulator machine?!

    He's sitting on a GOLD MINE, Trebek!
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    10/07/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    "Fan appreciation tour" = testing the waters for ticket sales, or "do I still have fans?".
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    10/06/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    You know, Andy Warhol lived with his mother for years. All through the Factory heyday. She never realized he was gay. She just watched girls come and go, but nothing was ever serious...
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    10/06/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    I call schenanigans on Justin's Memaw. She's not British and would not say "keen to marry".
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    10/06/09

    @o-line: That's how they say it in Tennessee!
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    10/07/09

    @PrincesseTamTam: True. My southern relatives use keen that way all the time.
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    10/06/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    Why were Brooke Shields and Jim Belushi together?
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    dancingteacups promoted this comment lonewolfer: lusty trollop was starred lonewolfer: lusty trollop was unstarred
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    10/06/09

    @lonewolfer: And at the Hearst Castle in a Cessna? It's just such a weird mental image.
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    10/06/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    Only Martha would use the words "dozen" and "offspring" in a bid to sound maternal.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Edited by TransFat at 10/06/09 8:51 PM TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    10/06/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    Is Liz Taylor even still alive? Oh.
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    10/06/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    Dear Kenny,

    Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but the very next day you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.

    Signed,

    George
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    10/06/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    Oh, Michael Lohan. I don't know if you claim that you used to get chills "in a good way" when you kissed your daughter, but FYI, that's pretty fucking creepy.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment sebluver was starred sebluver was unstarred
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    10/06/09

    @sebluver: He must be taking PR lessons from Papa Simpson.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    10/06/09

    @whats_in_a_name: Or John Phillips. Or Roman Polanski.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    10/06/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Josef Fritzl?
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/06/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    Per Mel Gibson's getting the DUI/sugartits expunged:

    Can that REALLY matter when I PERSONALLY have a file about 9 inches thick in my drawer at work with articles/files on the incident? REALLY? Anyone is going to forget that because it's not in your file? If that's how it works, I think it would be a better career move to go to IMDB and get Apocalypto expunged.
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    10/06/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    Anything that gets Lauren Graham back on my TV is AWESOME. Love her.
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    10/06/09

    @Maritsa: Err, I'm positive that you don't mean it this way, but Maura Tierney dropped out because she has breast cancer. Your post comes off a tad insensitive.
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    10/06/09

    @cmd: Well I didn't know that, so yeah, obviously that's not awesome.
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    10/06/09

    @Maritsa: Man Maritsa I didn't know you had the power to give people breast cancer for your entertainment gains!? Maybe eat more yoplait and buy more pink products to keep the evil at bay.

    I'm sure Lorelai will honor Maura by being awesome (even if I've never heard of this show).
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    cmd promoted this comment Edited by TransFat at 10/06/09 8:37 PM TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
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    10/06/09

    @TransFat: Yes that's exactly what I've accused Maritsa of. How kind of you to translate.
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    10/06/09

    @cmd: My humor clearly has not won favors with you. Allow me to offer you the Peach Yoplait I was saving. It has fruit on the bottom, but hope on top.
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    10/07/09

    @TransFat: God must have spent a little more time on you, TF.
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    10/07/09

    @TexasCrude: Don't toy with my affections TC avatar twin, I really admire you too much to think that maybe this is what the kids call snark? This is where the "sarcasm font" would really come in handy ;) not for my comment, I was sincere. Damn it. I need to get some sleep.
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    10/07/09

    @TransFat: No! No! I shoulda added like, I don't know, "touche" or something? It was grand.

    I think snark should have a flourish to it like, *~*~*~God must have spent a little more time on you, TF*~*~*~ then we wouldn't be so confused all the time about who's joking.
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    10/06/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    It is a pet peeve of mine when British tabloids do some sort of Queen's English translator on American interviewees. I am almost positive that Justin's grandma didn't say "keen to marry." I have never met an American who said "keen to." Keen on? Yes.

    Also the Queen's English translator makes me less inclined to believe the author of the story.
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    10/06/09

    @quatrevingtquatre: I know, right? She's a little old Southern lady. She's not saying 'keen.'
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/06/09

    @quatrevingtquatre: ... I say that all the time. I'm a 26 y/o American.
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    10/07/09

    @lonewolfer: My southern relatives say keen all the time. They are from up in the mountains in the corner of Virginia that touches WV, Kentucky and Tenn.
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    10/07/09

    @applejuice: Yeah, mine say keen and they are from Kentucky. I say keen, and I'm an American. Actually, Southern American English has similarites to British English. :)

    [www.pbs.org]

    [en.allexperts.com]
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    10/07/09

    @Red-headed bookworm:
    I didn't say that southern people didn't say keen. I said they didn't say "keen to." Which is different than saying "keen on," which I know is common.
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    applejuice promoted this comment quatrevingtquatre was starred quatrevingtquatre was unstarred
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    10/08/09

    @quatrevingtquatre: I get your point, and it is probably generally true, but I am sure I have heard my relative's use it both ways. They are from the mountains and they still speak differently - it really is like they are behind the times on a lot of word usages and many I think are more like from colonial times.

    But I totally agree with you that the brit papers/tabloids totally rewrite what people say in that way. I live in the UK and the number of times I have seen them have a person from the US use the word "Mummy" instead of "Mommy" etc is countless!
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    10/06/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    I'd be a little worried about flying with a pilot who can't remember to put the parking brake on once the plane has landed.
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    10/06/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    You know, a good friend told me exactly what Padma says about pregnancy and the itching belly. And she used to pour creams an oils on the belly like there was no tomorrow, and she still kept scratching like she was having a serious case of fleas in the abdominal area.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    10/06/09

    @Casquivana: I got it after I had the baby. Holy fuck it was bad. I had to use cortisone cream and it still itched. It seriously makes me want to cry just thinking about it!
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    10/06/09

    In reply to Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
    That is cold.

    Of all people to snitch, your Grandma rats you out.

    Not cool, Grandma.
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