Bet you did Nazi this coming! Publicists/the fates diced and soaked locally-sourced ingredients for a gazpacho of Internet greatness when Justin Bieber stopped by Amsterdam's Anne Frank House on his European tour. He wrote in the museum guestbook:
Who knew that "Every Sperm is Sacred" would be an anthem of the now-inevitable nadir of the abortion debate? Case in point: Evangelical couples doing their part to save babies by adopting... other couples' frozen embryos. And then unfreezing the embryos, implanting them in evangelical wombs, giving birth to them, and…
The Bush administration, those geniuses who brought us great ideas like a long, expensive war against a country that didn't have weapons of mass destruction and flying over Hurricane Katrina en route home from a vacay, had another Brains Turned Up to 11 idea that it now seems didn't work: a multimillion dollar federal…
Perhaps it's not what you were expecting when you first woke up this morning, but here we are: The solo pornoriffic debut of Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom — and rather chillingly referred to as OctoMILF by the clever copy writers at the softcore production company — is upon us! Forgetting for a moment that Suleman once…
Today, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice predictably announced that she'll be supporting Mitt Romney in this fall's Presidential election. Her reasoning? Mitt Romney thinks America is the greatest, bestest, most explodiest star spangliest country ever, and Barack Obama doesn't. Looks like all that time spent…
Always on the hunt for ways to make himself even less appealing to the American public, several days ago Mitt Romney hired Richard Grenell, a former Bush administration official, as his national security and foreign policy spokesman. Why is that bad? Well, a quick look at Grenell's Twitter history revealed that he is…
All the Vice Presidential nominee speculation has caused presumed GOP Presidential nominee Mitt Romney to nearly short circuit with information overload. Which potential running mate will complement him, fill out the ticket, and give voters something to be excited about? Marco Rubio? Rick Santorum? Some other,…
Thanks to the Internet, we now know that Julian Assange dances pretty much exactly as you imagine him dancing. Like a guy who describes himself as possessing "a conversational brutality" that took one woman's "breath away," and who believes that "Western culture seems to forge women that are valueless and inane."…
Whoever is minding George W. Bush's legacy these days sort of knows what they're doing: Here he is with Laura on Greta Van Susteren's show, talking about a conference for the rights of women. Just like Hillary Clinton! Sort of. And from a distance, Bush even has the added advantage of looking like a bleeding heart…
The Best President Ever has canceled a trip to Switzerland over threats that he'd be charged with war crimes for ordering torture of political prisoners.
Check out this great treasury of holiday Santa-political awkwardness, because nothing says "Christmas" like Nancy Reagan flirting with Mr. T.
Former model Lauren Bush and fashion heir David Lauren are engaged, according to Neiman Marcus' Twitter account. Hilarious name change possibility alert!
George W. Bush, on his nationwide "Hey, America, Remember How Much You Hate Listening To Me Talk?" tour, told a group of Florida retirees that what he misses the most about the presidency is commanding the military and being pampered.
Your daily Kanye: he tried to apologize to the former president via a taped interview aired during Bush's appearance this morning, but feels that his comments were manipulated. He added, "I wish Michael Jackson had Twitter!!!!!!"
In his new memoir Decision Points, George W. Bush reveals the moment that turned him pro-life: when his mother, Barbara, showed him a jar ... containing her miscarried fetus.
Just in case you've forgotten what life was like during George W. Bush's presidency, here's an anecdote Charlotte Church shared on the Graham Norton Show. After Church told Bush where she's from, he asked, "What state is Wales in?"
This morning, David Letterman made a rare guest appearance on Regis & Kelly and didn't go easy on Jay Leno, busting out an impersonation and pointing out that Jay's claim he and Conan O'Brien got screwed over is ridiculous.
Oh look, George W. Bush won an award! He still has the honor of being the Worst President Ever and in early February he can add the "the prestigious Cardinal John J. O'Connor Pro-Life Award" to his resume! [OCWeekly]
• A research team has found that female friendships within bands of wild horses can lead to better reproductive success. They believe that the bonds between females may help the horses fend off annoying males, and thus reduce stress. •
