Even Wild Horses Need Their Girlfriends • Fire Turns Irwin Land Into An "Animal Graveyard"

• A research team has found that female friendships within bands of wild horses can lead to better reproductive success. They believe that the bonds between females may help the horses fend off annoying males, and thus reduce stress. •  More »

Dick Cheney Tell-All To Describe How He Fed On America's Innocents Innocence

The Washington Post is holding a contest for readers, asking them to pen the first paragraph of Dick Cheney's upcoming memoirs. How could we resist? More »

Mildly-Hurt Madame Hillary Wants Obama To Get Harsher On Iran

• Hillary Clinton (and Joe Biden) wants President Obama to talk tough on Iran, sympathetic on the opposition. The Secretary of State is also currently recuperating from a fractured elbow, which will require surgery in a few weeks. [Plum Line, CNN]

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Condoms: The Prophylactic Against War Criminals!

This Chinese condom ad features the tagline "Such tragedy could have been easily avoided." Click through for a bigger picture of some of the terrible world leaders who might never have been. [Dieline]

Kim Kardashian: Not Full-Figured; A Little Offended

• Kim Kardashian is ticked Us used a picture of her alongside a story about Forever 21's just-launched plus-size line. "I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things," Kardashian protested. [PerezHilton]

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Shocked To Learn That George W. Bush Is An Ass

Ladies, we are tired. That's why we're presenting this clip from today's episode of the View without comment. Suffice it to say it involves Bush, butt-groping, and a smackdown courtesy of feminazi bonerkiller Joy Behar.

Courtney Love Tells PETA To F**k Off

• Courtney Love vs. PETA: "Yep, I'm a fur whore... I've been very, very good for a very, very long time, and this ermine is ancient and tattered and feels like it belonged to a Queen." [Daily Express]

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What War?

Just overheard on the View: Elisabeth Hasselbeck defending the legacy of George W. Bush because he's "kept us safe". Wherever did she get that talking point from?