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    11/19/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    Wow, way to be an old coot, Clint Eastwood. "Kids today are a bunch of spoiled brats! They don't know what The Greatest Generation went through!"

    Also... Fantasia Barrino has fans??
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    "Why isn't anyone talking about the charity work and all of the charitable organizations that Carrie's involved in?"

    Why doesn't SHE start talking about her charitable work? Does she do any? Who the hell would know; all she's done is whine about being a victim. But she's got that down to a T.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    Jesus, Kristen Stewart, I've defended you over and over again. Don't start with this women are from venus men are from mars anti-feminist ugly stereotyping.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    Martha - you are slamming with the left handed compliments lately. And I'm not so sure it's a good thing.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised

    I read it "I'd rather eat Martha"
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    Image of CaptainFumbles CaptainFumbles
    11/18/09

    @Ailatan: That is terrifying!
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    See, I thought "innate female qualities" were things like the ability to breastfeed. I didn't realize being fickle was on that list - thanks for clearing that up, Kristen.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    Shut up Kristen Stewart. The only innate female quality I can think of is having two X chromosomes. Being fickle isn't a female quality. Also I think you meant feminine, because quality does not have a gender.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    Well, I hope that Twilight hasn't completely sucked (pun intended) Chris Weitz's will to make movies; I loved About a Boy, In Good Company, and even American Pie. I hope he's got a few more good ones in him.
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    11/14/09

    In reply to Critics Are Wild About Fantastic Mr. Fox
    This has been out for a while in the UK. My kids saw it on Halloween, I would have liked to see it too but stayed in for the trick-or-treaters. Their review was that it indeed was "FANTASTIC". I'll look forward to seeing it once it comes out on dvd! #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Critics Are Wild About Fantastic Mr. Fox
    It was the first book I ever read by myself so it'll always have a special place in my heart. #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    11/13/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: It was mine too! I think I've read it 40 times. I'm very excited to see this. #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    11/13/09

    @andyburn: Ohh I so must reread it. I read Matilda and the BFG recently and enjoyed both tremendously. #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    11/13/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Those are my other two favorite Roald Dahl books. I was Ms. Trunchbull from Matilda for Halloween when I was 8, so goofy. #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    11/13/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: I just read The BFG for the first time, and the part about having different kinds of dreams for girls and boys pissed me off. Insidious sexism!

    Matilda was my favourite book as a kid. I've been meaning to read it again. #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    11/13/09

    @MalinaMango: Oh no, I so missed that. I leave my critical analysis at the door when it comes to Dahl. I've taught Children's lit and ruined my students' beloved childhood tales, so I refuse to do it to myself. #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    11/09/09

    In reply to George Clooney Would Be Dead Right Now…
    Aw, man, what if John Malkovich really was an Archangel? That would be weird.

    I was watching Man in the Iron Mask last night (shut up, it was on TV and I was cooking) and Malkovich seemed to be in a very different movie than some of the actors. Leo DiCaprio, too, Also, Peter Saarsgard was there. And then Hugh Laurie walked through. What a weird, not very good movie that was. And the most confusing melange of accents I've seen in a while. #georgeclooneynespressocommerca...
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    11/09/09

    @vulcanized: Ha! I saw it last night, too. It really was awful - but my love for Malkovich knows no bounds. #georgeclooneynespressocommerca...
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    11/09/09

    In reply to George Clooney Would Be Dead Right Now…
    A horrifying indictment of the criminally negligent piano-moving industry, the failures of which have plagued this great nation for TOO LONG! #georgeclooneynespressocommerca...
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    11/09/09

    @Dodgergirl: You have to let the free market take its course. You can't regulate piano moving. What is this, the socialist republic of Pianofortestan? Before you know it, the government will be telling you when you can move your piano and how you can move your piano and then they'll make your piano go before a piano death panel because it's out of tune and has Down Syndrome. Is that what you want? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
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    11/09/09

    In reply to George Clooney Would Be Dead Right Now…
    John Malkovich is damn sexy. #georgeclooneynespressocommerca...
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    11/09/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: I'm thinking a remake of "Wings of Desire" with Malkovich in the Bruno Ganz role...*yummy* #georgeclooneynespressocommerca...
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    11/09/09

    In reply to George Clooney Would Be Dead Right Now…
    But will my Mr. Coffee keep me out of purgatory? #georgeclooneynespressocommerca...
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    11/09/09

    In reply to George Clooney Would Be Dead Right Now…
    Not gonna lie, I'm pretty sure John Malkovich is actually the one who guards the Pearly Gates. And then once you get in there, Morgan Freeman is waiting for you.

    That's my religion and I'm sticking to it. #georgeclooneynespressocommerca...
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