Dear Cindy McCain, We Love You Just The Way You Are Made Up

Dear Cindy, we are sorry. We did not mean to belittle your pain over being called a vagina sixteen years ago. We were just sort of distracted. Distracted by the fact that John used the word "trollop," which, in the context of a rebuttal to a subtle jab about how fucking old he was, was kind of unintentionally… » 4/08/08 10:00am 4/08/08 10:00am

Hillary And Barack Can't Morph Into One Supercandidate, But Wouldn't It Be Cool If They Could?

  • Yeah, how do we know when the this fucking nomination process has gone on too long? When the candidates' lives have not only been covered breathlessly in US Weekly, ostensibly dignified magazines like The New Republic have started co-opting their "if they mated" feature. [TNR]
  • The Hillary campaign is now pinning its…
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