A new study in the British Medical Journal finds that the winners of the Darwin Awards are much more likely to be men, indicating that men may be more inclined to do incredibly dumb shit for virtually no reason. Shocking. Are you feeling faint with surprise? Do you need to have a seat? No?
Women can't imagine living without Facebook and Twitter while stoic men would totally be able to do without, since they only use the internet for, like, banking and "supplementing their learning," bro.
"For decades now, girls have been told that 'you can do anything.' 'How to Be the Best at Everything,' originally published in England, might as well add ' . . . in heels and lipstick.' It promises lessons on how to 'act like a celebrity,' 'make your own luxury bubble bath' and 'give yourself a perfect manicure.' This…