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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
12/03/08

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NOOOOOOOO!
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the.bleach
12/03/08

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Doh. Disemvowelment on a Knut thread, times must be tough.

Knut was on Vanity Fair's cover? How did I miss that?
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feather_spin
12/03/08

@the.bleach: Yeah, posters can't even afford to buy a vowel these days. :(
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the.bleach
12/03/08

@feather_spin: I'm a little terrified at what I think they were trying to say though...is this why there was no Pot Psychology last week? Or was it b/c Tracie and Rich are too polite to get stoned on holidays?
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CrossWord
12/03/08

@the.bleach: must.not.acknowledge.elephant.in.room!
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Fauxhemian
12/03/08

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BeAgrestic
12/03/08

@Fauxhemian: Oh no!
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NefariousNewt
12/03/08

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Hey Knut, you know what they say about the lady polar bears in Gelsenkirchen, eh?
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BabyJane
12/03/08

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Hang in there Knut!
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funnyface
12/03/08

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Aw, Knut, unemployment sucks. I've been there for 2 months now. But I have an interview today, and surely something will come up for you too soon.
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LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
12/03/08

@funnyface: Yeah, but his interview may include sexy time with a swinging lady-bear. Does yours? (Break a leg!)
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funnyface
12/03/08

@LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: Haha, hopefully there will be no sex with bears required!
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BabyJane
12/03/08

@funnyface: Good luck!
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
12/03/08

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I'm guessing Knut requested the transfer. After all, lonely Berlin zoo < company of a lady polar bear friend (wink wink nudge nudge)
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wooden_shoes
12/03/08

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I read an article on the BBC that said it has nothing to do with their financial inability to keep it, it was that they signed a contract with the zoo that his father is at saying that the first cub born using that bear's sperm would be given to the zoo...and that would be Knut. So, they aren't losing him because they can't afford him, simply, they signed him away before he was born
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CrossWord
12/03/08

@paperpusher: How very Rumpelstiltskin-y of them.
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
12/03/08

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CrossWord
12/03/08

@tonightineed thinks rahm is nom:
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BeAgrestic
12/03/08

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I was surprised when I clicked on the link and saw that knut was completely brown now. I know their coats become lighter during the winter months, but is that just dirt? What's the deal?
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dontbogartthewine
12/03/08

@BeAgrestic: according to the discovery channel, its the sun that turns their hair white. Something about the hairs themselves are hollow shafts that absorb the sunlight and turn white. And now that sounds vaguely porn-ish, but that is my super non scientific answer for you.
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BeAgrestic
12/03/08

@dontbogartthewine: ah, that makes sense. I love the discovery channel.
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morninggloria
12/03/08

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I hope someday soon someone stands up to the injustice of polar bear arranged marriages.
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Kali Mama
12/03/08

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How did those fuckers not capitalize on the Knut hysteria? If anything, he paid his own way. Something stinks.
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dirtybee
12/03/08

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I smell an EHarmony PR move in 3...2...1...
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morninggloria
12/03/08

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He can come and live with me.
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