Worst Fucking Summer Ever

Summer is usually a much anticipated season of sun-brightened days and bright blue and green Instagram streams and no school and barefoot running across blacktop to get to the pool and a news cycle so slow that teen sex parties and heartwarming tails of two-legged dogs who overcame the odds dominate the news cycle.…
What Kid Doesn't Love A Good Party?
[Gaza City, October 30: A damn adorable Palestinian girl throws dry flowers during a mass wedding ceremony. 70 couples took part, which is like killing 70 birds with one ginormous stone. I like it. Image via AP.]
There Will Be No Water Pipes For Gaza's Women
Gaza's Hamas rulers have banned women from smoking water pipes in cafes, arguing that it is sullying the image of the Palestinian people. Apparently, putting a hose in your mouth is sexual - but only when the ladies do it.
Upwardly Mobile
[Jerusalem, June 2. Image via AP]
Flower Girl
[East Jerusalem, June 1. Image via AP]
Male Pseudohermaphrodism, Mouse Ovaries, And The Science Of Sex And Gender
Some Gazan teens suffer from a rare condition in which they are born appearing female, but develop male characteristics at puberty. They're now awaiting sex changes — a process that a new genetic discovery may one day make easier.
Call To Arms
[Jerusalem, October 9. Image via Getty]
Message In A Bottle
[Beit Lahia, Gaza; July 15. Image via Getty]
Hebrew/National
[Erez Crossing, Israel; June 23. Image via Getty]
There Is More To Life Than Inaugural Parties (And Gay Orgies)
With the first celebrity concert of the inauguration over and a day of rest and MLK-inspired service upon us, there is plenty of time to reflect on Prop 8, Gaza, North Korea and tax cuts.
Obama's Stimulation Package, CIA Pick Titillate The Hill
Barack Obama is back in Washington, and Washington is all about Barack Obama even as the current President is short-timing the end of his Presidency and shit is going up in flames.
The Biggest (And Last) Crap Of All, In Which Everyone Brings It
Yeah, it's the last one for the forseeable future, so we've got your Bristol Palin baby update, Peggy Noonan, Barack Obama, C-sections, purple drank, Detroit, and 6 of your favorite Crappy Hourists all together.
Blagojevich Actually Manages To Do Something Stupider
- Governor Rod Blagojevich rammed his head more throughly up his ass and found someone to join him: former Illinois Attorney General Roland Burris, who is Blago's new appointment to Barack Obama's Senate seat. [Washington Post]
Bristol Palin's Double Payday Provides Inspiration For Our Own Pregnancies
It's old school today with Moe Tkacik and me weighing in on recession spending, New Orleans' new Congressmen Cao, and what we would do for the money Bristol Palin's getting for pictures of her spawn.
PA. Kids Punished For Choosing Obama Over Nothingness
Aw, look at the cute boys from Scranton who got suspended for cutting class to see Obama! They missed a quiz on The Stranger. "Existentialism is dead," one said. If only we could say the same for killing the Arabs, kids! So yeah, we really, really wanted to play hooky today. It's hot in my house and most of the "news"…
