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Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
02/05/09

In reply to Bad Girls Attempt Same Sex Union; Fail
That was just... ugh. So many things wrong...
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LaComtesse
02/04/09

In reply to Bad Girls Attempt Same Sex Union; Fail
I can understand if a minister/priest/JOP thought she was actually performing a ceremony for two people who loved each other, saw that this was an affront to her religion and walked out. TOTALLY get that and respect it, like "You may not take this seriously, but I do, so fuck you." But, seriously, she's just making crap up--there is NOTHING specifically about smoking in the Bible. Yeah, you can take a passage in Corinthians about the body being a temple and transfer that to healthy living but it really has to do with suicide and scarification.

Please, please, please do not use the Bible to condemn your pet peeves. There's plenty of material for you to use in there on a plethora of other stupid bullshit.
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gold_gato
02/04/09

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Two points:

The officiant said murderers can't go to Heaven and then quizzed the girls on repentance (sp) all in the same rant.

THIS LADY WORKS AT A 24 HR CHAPEL IN VEGAS AND THIS IS THE WORST SHIT SHE'S EVER SEEN? Plz.
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VaginaWig is A Merkin
02/04/09

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Wow, making a mockery of lesbian relationships is FUNNY. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Though that officiant was CRAZY. Was she just making random shit up and attributing it to the Bible?
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Liz11685
02/04/09

In reply to Bad Girls Attempt Same Sex Union; Fail
Everyone in this quote was terrible. The pastor lady with her false Bible quotes, and the two girls making a mockery of the whole gay marriage idea.

I can't watch these clips anymore, they make me too stabby.
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Liz11685
02/04/09

@Liz11685: *clip.

Yikes, 3 hours looking at skulls in a lab and words that aren't anatomical go out the window.
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MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
02/04/09

In reply to Bad Girls Attempt Same Sex Union; Fail
Oh god, that was good. That does it. I'm getting cable so I can watch this shit. "If you smoke on earth, you shall surely smoke in hell" is brilliant. The vows were wonderfully horrible. The beavis and buttheadish laughter at the very end was perfect. That whole thing made me so happy.
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vamusical
02/04/09

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A lady who works in Vegas thinks smoking is a mortal sin? That's all kind of logical. I think if that girl had said "I want to pet a puppy" the lady would've told her THAT was a sin.
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
02/04/09

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OK, I can't hear her is she seriously lecturing them? In Vegas? Where you can get married at a drive through? (Full Disclosure, I was married at a drive through in Vegas) Honestly though, I live in Vegas and I find it hard to believe they couldn't find an officiant that wouldn't mind vows about double headed dildos. Shit, I think we give everyone who steps off the plane in Vegas a double headed dildo as a welcome present.
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RisaPlata
02/04/09

@Vivelafat is the Quizat Haderach: I don't think it's the dildo so much as that they're laughing the whole time and clearly not being serious. There's one part where she's talking with someone that she's not going to do this and it's edited to make us think she's talking to another chapel lady or something but I'm pretty sure she's talking to the producers. I mean, yes, this lady is ridiculous, but they're also wasting her time.
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anastasia beaverhousen
02/04/09

@Vivelafat is the Quizat Haderach: I'm coming to Vegas in March!! I'll be sure to wave in your general direction!!
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eadubbs
02/04/09

@Vivelafat is the Quizat Haderach: You live in Vegas! I live in Vegas!

Vegas is kind of where double headed dildos and Mormans collide.
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
02/04/09

@eadubbs: SHUT UP! We should totally hang out. Why aren't there any Vegas Jezebel meetups?
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
02/04/09

@anastasia beaverhousen: Hells Yeah! PM if you want to know good places to eat or you need a ride from the airport.
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counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
02/04/09

In reply to Bad Girls Attempt Same Sex Union; Fail
So smoking is allowed in hell? Yay, I at least I won't be bored down there, even if I forget my lighter!
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jennajenna
02/04/09

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haha, did they even have cigarettes back when they ROAMED the earth? that one made me spit out my coca-cola
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vamusical
02/04/09

@jennajenna: Jesus was clearly a dinosaur, duh.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
02/04/09

In reply to Bad Girls Attempt Same Sex Union; Fail
Well, now my question is answered! God does not, in fact, like smokers! Oh. But...why, then, would he give us the magical tobacco plant? And Philip Morris? Is that one of His jokes, or something? I'm confused. I'm gonna go smoke, now.
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vamusical
02/04/09

In reply to Bad Girls Attempt Same Sex Union; Fail
I have friends in college who were pulled over and everything was going smoothly until the cop searched their car and found a double-headed dildo. Those little guys just ruin everything, don't they???
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Liz Lemmon
02/04/09

@vamusical: THAT'S funny, because I had a friend whos giant dildo was discovered in their trunk when they got pulled over, and the cop let them go! Some people just react differently I guess...
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vamusical
02/04/09

@iheartkitties: ... do I know you? Were the guys naked and the guy called for backup BEFORE he let them go?
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Triphena
02/04/09

@vamusical: My cousin was sent to man the perimeter set up around the OKC Federal Building after it was bombed. Everyone who wanted to come in or go through the area had to get out of their car and have it, and any bags, searched. One day, they were going through this young womans car and his friend was wanding her bag and the metal dectector went off like mad. She started begging them not to open the bag, makes a grab for it, so of course, things got bad for her real quickly. As my cousin is cuffing her, a bunch of dudes come over in bomb squad gear and take the bag away. She's in tears, "ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK, JUST GIVE IT BACK!"

The guys come back about fifteen minutes later and, to their credit, quietly hand her the bag and tell her she's free to go. As soon as she's gone, they fall apart laughing: the bag was full to the top with all kinds of vibrators.
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chennui
02/04/09

@Triphena: HAHA! That is the best story! I'm sure you've been waiting for the right opportunity to bust that one out, eh?
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Triphena
02/04/09

@chennui: Part of me feels bad for her; I'd be mortified. On the other hand, dude, what part of "all cars, persons and items entering the perimeter will be searched" don't you get? You couldn't leave your giant bag of vibrators at home that afternoon? Or, I don't know, drive around the restricted area?
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eibhinn
02/04/09

@Triphena: hopefully they were professional enough to use the indefinite article... it's always THE giant bag of vibrators, never YOUR giant bag of vibrators.
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vamusical
02/04/09

@eibhinn: Does capitalizing the beginning of a sentence count towards professionalism?
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everfade
02/04/09

In reply to Bad Girls Attempt Same Sex Union; Fail
Seems the officiant had a lot to say concerning the bible and God. I wonder what God has to say about getting tight facelifts.
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EKane
02/04/09

@everfade: ...and faux-eyebrows.
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musicpup
02/04/09

In reply to Bad Girls Attempt Same Sex Union; Fail
The Bible also says "let he who is without sin cast the first stone," dearie. But I'm sure your selective memory relieved you of this knowledge.
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jenalicious
02/04/09

@musicpup: yeah biblical people were also quite in favor of sacrificing their women to be raped by angry mobs. of course, those particular biblical passages (ex. Judges 19:10 - 20:48) arent typically broadcast.
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serreca
02/04/09

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I wish there were more quality female characters on television.
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