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Thu Nov 12
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04:14 PM
That said, the only thing I wanted on my honeymoon was someplace pretty, not too scheduled, and lots of sexin'. #marieclarie
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Employed people are not attracted to me. #marieclarie
03:37 PM
Besides, you don't want to sleep in hostels on your honeymoon, you want to sleep somewhere where you can have lots of sex. #marieclarie
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Besides, the hay was getting itchy and their tall tales were starting to wear on me. #marieclarie
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It's fine to judge them for something like being selfish (if they were) or oblivious (which it definitely sounds like they were), but do you really automatically write anyone off who can afford a long trip?
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There's Marie Claire who always wears pastel colored pants suits and saying things like "Sweetie, men are like [insert thing men are not like], you just have to [insert condescending passive aggressive action]. Then there's Cosmo who affectionately refers to everyone as whore and whose advice for every situation is "Whatever, stick a finger up his butt." #marieclarie
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Actually, 650,000 would solve a number of my current problems. Not all of them, obviously, but it would keep my out of default on my college loans. Which would kick.
And the Capt. Obvious Award of the month goes to the woman who realizes that spending day in, day out with the same person--ANY person--for four straight months without the levening of family, friends, and outside interests will lead to prison-yard-esque fights.
Also, they really should've altered the cover lies to read: "SEXY HAIR! (That you can't have if you are shorter or fatter than Blake Lively or else you will look shorter and fatter and people will laugh at you)
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9 BEST DIET STRATEGIES FROM AROUND THE WORLD!: (Tapeworm and Montezuma's Revenge will give you the abs you crave! Malaria will melt away the pounds! Being detained in a fascist country does wonders for your waistline!) #marieclarie
02:53 PM
For shame, Marie Claire. #marieclarie
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[www.theatlantic.com] #marieclarie
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... men are no longer pressured into becoming providers because, these days, more women can take on that role.
I feel like this warrants some attention. Are we allowing men to move from being taken care of by their mothers to being taken care of by our hard work?? Could that be one reason why men reported being happier in that recent study? AND WHY IS IT ALWAYS OUR FAULT?? #marieclarie
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Yes.
Could that be one reason why men reported being happier in that recent study?
Yes.
AND WHY IS IT ALWAYS OUR FAULT??
Yes. #marieclarie
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[www.youtube.com] #marieclarie