@cocobanal: Clearly, you never knew me at age 13/14, because I don't think you could have without me telling you how hot Gavin Rossdale is. #gwenstefani
@Scout: Sweet merciful Christ, as middling as Bush was, they were nowhere near the horror that is Nickleback. I still listen to "Glycerine" regularly...yeah, you heard me! #gwenstefani
I am *not* repeat *not* equating Chris Brown to an animal. I will say, however, that he and that chimp both have the same menacing glint in their eyes, made all the more disturbing by their confident grins. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I would help Carrie Prejean if she needed it and I agree that she's been subjected to some unfair commentary, but the day I "stick together" with her by my own choice is the day I dig a six foot hole in my yard and curl up in the bottom for a nice long nap. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
"Double standards" is how Carrie refers to her pre-surgery boobs. Now she has "double-upgrades."
See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I laughed out loud when Dr. Oz came up with a convoluted explanation for why women's knees get ripped up during her period. Just takes an ounce of common sense to figure out what's happening there. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I've decided that The Insider crew is just a pack of starved hyenas that stalk their brain-dead prey for about a year, ruin their lives, and chuckle to themselves before completely devouring the remaining shells of human beings they leave in their wake. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
Dr. Oz could wear a white lab coat to indicate he's a doctor, or throw a stethoscope over a nice suit, but nothing shows of the guns like a pair of navy scrubs. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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(Though I'm not sure how he'd feel about that ...) #gwenstefani
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s'ok, 13-year olds tend to like things which are horrible but LOOK good - excused ; ) and yes, dear.... I'm being playful not mean
I was 24 when they were popular and could only spend my time being pissed that Gavin was "trying" to sound like Kurt grumble grumble #gwenstefani
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I also loathe STP so, perhaps that will give you a better idea as to my "standards" ; ) #gwenstefani
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See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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