Future VP Bobby Jindal's College Girlfriend Possessed By Satan? Or Just …

Meet Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal! He's the frontrunner to be the running mate to the presidential candidate closest to death, so it will surely please you to know that, in his brief 36-year life, he has endured many difficult things, including the presence of SATAN HIMSELF. Well, it was either Satan, or a… » 5/05/08 10:00am 5/05/08 10:00am

Dear Barry: We Agree, Please Just Start Smoking Again (Just Not…

Today, TheRoot made the courageous call no other news outlet, mainstream or meme-stream, has had the foresight (or clear-eyed grasp of the myriad complexities of the current era) to do, and penned an open letter to Michelle Obama requesting an indulgence so Barack can have a fucking cigarette."Think about the pure gold… » 4/29/08 10:00am 4/29/08 10:00am