John McCain's Staff Tells One Reporter To Stay Off The Bus

Victoria Beckham Descended From Communists, World Stops Making Sense

  • German researchers have discovered that Victoria Beckham is the descendant of Communist Carl Heinrich Pfänder, who fled to London in 1848 after participating in the failed revolution with Karl Marx. In other news, up is down, lions have lain down with lambs and black is now officially white. [Reuters]
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Doug Feith Defends Torture, But Knows Nothing Of Beaver

Today, yet again, another Bush Administration toady who isn't Karl Rove, Harriet Myers or Josh Bolton will head up to Capitol Hill to testify before Congress that everything is hunky-dory, they were just following orders, torture isn't really torturous, blah, blah, blah. But today, the Windy's own Spencer Attackerman » 7/15/08 10:00am 7/15/08 10:00am

Baby, Let's Be Real For A Sec. When It's Just Us, It's Awesome. But…

Sorry, but hell no. The truth hurts sometimes, but the truth is that Hillary Clinton cannot be Obama's VP. It's not you Hill, it's your entourage. It may not, like certain other vice presidential cliques, involve, say, Armitage, or Rumsfeld or Wolfowitz or Doug Feith or whomever, but Congress should probably pass some… » 6/05/08 10:00am 6/05/08 10:00am

Dear Barry: We Agree, Please Just Start Smoking Again (Just Not…

Today, TheRoot made the courageous call no other news outlet, mainstream or meme-stream, has had the foresight (or clear-eyed grasp of the myriad complexities of the current era) to do, and penned an open letter to Michelle Obama requesting an indulgence so Barack can have a fucking cigarette."Think about the pure… » 4/29/08 10:00am 4/29/08 10:00am