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    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    09/29/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Guest Star On Sesame Street Premiere
    I'm writing a sternly worded letter to the First Lady imploring her to exercise her influence and bring back the yip-yip aliens. And snufflelufagus.
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    Image of Jo Aage Jo Aage
    09/29/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Guest Star On Sesame Street Premiere
    I'm sure this counts as one of those mindless, pointless comments that dance the edge of disemvowelment, but my God: "Grow up big and strong like me"?

    I love her so, so very much. All of them, actually. I want to have them all over for dinner, so Buddy and Max and the kids can play in the back yard, and Michelle and Barack and I can grill veggie burgers and talk about health care reform.

    Santa, listen up! This is what I want for Christmas!
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    09/29/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Guest Star On Sesame Street Premiere
    The Obamas apparently will not be satisfied until every child in this country is healthy, happy, insured and educated.

    Damn socialists.
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    09/29/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Guest Star On Sesame Street Premiere
    Countdown to some winger wondering why these political statements are allowed on a children's show and why Fox News doesn't make a children's show to "balance out" the "indoctrination" in 3...2...1...
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    09/29/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Guest Star On Sesame Street Premiere
    OMG her commercial with Elmo is BEYOND ADORABLE.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/29/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Guest Star On Sesame Street Premiere
    *blink blink blink*

    *insane weeping, laughing, and clapping all at once*

    MARVELOUS! MARVELOUS!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    09/29/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Guest Star On Sesame Street Premiere
    Then Michelle Bachmann will be on Mister Rogers Neighborhood, scaring the shit out of everyone.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/29/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Guest Star On Sesame Street Premiere
    Can you tell me how to plant, how to plant some sesame seeds!
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    Image of FattyCatty FattyCatty
    09/29/09

    @CurtCole:

    Hope-y days
    Chasin' the Bush away
    On our way
    To where the health care's free

    Can you tell me how to get
    How to get to Obama Street?
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/29/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Guest Star On Sesame Street Premiere
    Brought to you by the letter "O" and the number "1"!
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    Image of joannabobanna joannabobanna
    09/29/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Guest Star On Sesame Street Premiere

    Anyone out there watch West Wing? Remember when Big Bird sat down next to CJ? I hear "White House" and "Seasame Street" and this is the only thing I can think of.
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    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    09/29/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Guest Star On Sesame Street Premiere
    And then she and Elmo will do bicep curls.
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    Image of FattyCatty FattyCatty
    09/29/09

    @FroderickFronkensteen: and Oscar will shout "You lie!"
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    Image of LipstickLibrarian LipstickLibrarian
    06/22/09

    In reply to Talk To Her
    "Good morning, how are you peeling?"
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    06/22/09

    In reply to Talk To Her
    My tomatoes are the delightfully named puntastic Cherriettes of Fire...everytime I look at them I laugh. Will that help?
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    Image of LipstickLibrarian LipstickLibrarian
    06/22/09

    @gherkinfiend: My favorite tomatoes from Trader Joe's are Mini Pearl (grape) tomatoes.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    06/22/09

    In reply to Talk To Her
    I've been talking to my tomatoes!


    Cherry and .. regular?


    I'm also growing mini golden peppers and cucumbers. If they don't fucking drown from all the fucking rain that's been hitting this fucking city for the last ten fucking years.

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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    06/22/09

    @NewsBunny: For real. I haven't actually had a chance to get my watermelon and the rest of my tomatoes planted because it's been bucketing rain for the last 2 weeks.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    06/22/09

    In reply to Talk To Her
    My husband threatens our houseplants with dire consequences if they don't grow, but I don't have a control group to assess whether this is really an effective strategy.
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