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Game of Boners: The Boners Are Back and They're All Getting Makeovers!

Madeleine Davies

4/13/15 1:45pm

142

Y’ALL READY FOR THIS? (Because I’m not.)

It Took Heaps of Cash to Keep This Game of Thrones Nude Scene Secret

Kelly Faircloth

10/07/14 12:10pm

According to fans who've read ahead in the series and won't stop threatening to spoil various plot twists, the next season of Game of Thrones will feature a big, dramatic nude scene—for the purposes of plot, not titillation. And filming it apparently cost a Lannister-sized fortune. (Spoilers ahead.)

A Tiny Church Is Keeping You From the Sight of Cersei's Breasts

Kelly Faircloth

8/25/14 12:20pm

115

Terrible news, everybody: Game of Thrones is having a little trouble staging a famous scene from the books, because a church in Croatia (where many of the Kings Landing scenes are filmed) doesn't particularly approve of public nudity. Big shocker, there.

Game of Boners: Daddy, Daddy, You Bastard, I'm Through

Madeleine Davies

6/16/14 7:45pm

343

Last night, after calling my dad to wish him a happy Fathers Day, I settled into my couch to watch the season four finale of Game of Thrones and was surprised by a very special holiday episode. The show's characters were also celebrating their dads. The only difference is that they were celebrating Father's Day in the…

Game of Boners: Shot Through the Heart

Madeleine Davies

6/09/14 7:00pm

189

Last night's Game of Thrones, "The Watchers on the Wall," was the most expensive episode of the entire series thus far and yet despite all of the stunning visuals and another beloved character's death, it was still a little...blah? Oh, my god, GoT. Have you finally desensitized us to violence and destruction???

Game of Boners: Bad Brains

Madeleine Davies

6/02/14 6:40pm

156

Finally, we're getting inside these characters' heads!

Game of Boners: You Want the Moon Door? I'll Give You the Moon Door!

Madeleine Davies

5/19/14 5:15pm

377

Ain't no childhood like a Westerosi childhood because a Westerosi childhood NEVER gets better.

Game of Boners: Knight Court

Madeleine Davies

5/12/14 6:00pm

186

I know what you're thinking: "How can we sit around talking about Game of Thrones right now when America's own royal family is in such a state King's Landian disrepair? It's like "Watch the Iron Throne" over here!"

Game of Boners: Do You Have to Littlefinger

Madeleine Davies

5/05/14 7:00pm

185

Welcome back to our Game of Thrones nudity roundup! This week's episode was T&A free, but that doesn't mean we can't chat about it. Remember, though: As is the case with any recap, the night is dark and full of spoilers. Read at your own risk.

The Game of Thrones Rape Scene Was Unnecessary and Despicable

Madeleine Davies

4/21/14 4:00pm

696

Much of last night's Game of Thrones was about taking things that don't belong to you in the most violent, brutal and dishonorable ways possible, whether it's by stealing money, marching on a new territory or — in one particularly cruel scene — raping a woman next to the corpse of her dead son. Per usual, spoilers…

Game of Boners: A Different Kind of Pie

Madeleine Davies

4/14/14 6:00pm

135

Well, what do you know! Last night we had a full episode of Game of Thrones with nary a glimpse of nip or butt! Sure, there was a flash of side labia at the Royal Wedding, but these body parts are gonna have to do a whole lot better than a flash if they want to be included in our count. You hear that gratuitous…

Game of Thrones Is Back and So Is Game of Boners

Madeleine Davies

4/07/14 7:00pm

187

Welcome back to Game of Boners, our weekly Game of Thrones discussion where we recap the latest episode of the HBO series and — more importantly — catalog every butt, breast, wang and vagina to appear on screen! Winter is ***cUmMinG***, y'all, so get prepared.

Game of Boners: For the Benefit of the Family

Madeleine Davies

6/10/13 6:15pm

251

Welcome to Game of Boners, your weekly tally of all the nudity that appears on everyone's favorite fantasy fuck fest, Game of Thrones. Every Monday, we will recap each boob, buttock and sex act that appears on camera, along with some other fun facts from the episode that may or may not have anything to do with sex…