And following Dodai's LOLVogue lead, here's one for you to complete! I broke my own LOLSpeak rule to make this for you guys, and my LOLSpeak is admittedly not that great, and I'm sure you can do better. Feel free to create your own using the handy-dandy Roflbot tool, and post it in the comments!

[All Images via Getty.]

The video opens with Meester riding around in the back of a cab, dressed like Blair Waldorf going as Lady Gaga for Halloween. Of course, there's a shot of blurry city lights, because she wants to live the glamorous life and so on and so forth.


There's a LOT of sexyface in this video, you guys. If they ever open a SexyFace museum, this video will have its own exhibit. Also, Meester's cab garb is strikingly similar to the outfit worn by Britney Spears in her "Womanizer" video, no?
Oh wait, no, I don't think she's in a cab. Is she in a limo? Someone's Nissan Altima? Why is she posing in the back of the car all by herself? Why is this a sexy video thing? The only people who pose in the back of someone's car, all alone, are the people who are typically 2.4 seconds away from throwing up all over the floor and yelling "Let's go dancing!" even as the vomit dribbles down their chin.


We then head to a club where Meester writhes around on a red booth, dances on various customers, and messes with her hair a lot.


Double sexyface alert!


Robin Thicke then appears to rap, or something, dressed as someone's cool uncle who says things like "vibe" and "energy" all the time.


Here we have SexyFace's cousin, LolitaFace. It is tired. And so am I after watching much of this video, as Meester spends most of it writhing around on a bed that looks super comfortable.


There is a subplot in this video (I think), wherein Meester is really just imagining much of the love she is receiving (I think?! I have no idea), but as I'm not sure what that's all about, I'll just skip ahead to the red lip shot. I think this is supposed to make us think of sex, but all I think of is commercials for Twizzlers and Dairy Queen. I'm not sure what that says about me.


There's a lot of bed writhing, as I mentioned earlier. And also a lot of jewelry, because we're not supposed to forget that this is a very glamorous situation.


And it's not a sexy video until someone crawls across the floor!


And here's the ol' "Looking at the camera in a sexy way while someone kisses me" shot that Miss Martha Haypenny debuted in 1910. Not really, but you know what I mean.


And then there is this.


And I'm pretty sure this was lifted directly from a Britney Spears perfume commercial.


Lindsay Robertson sums the video up at New York quite perfectly, noting that "the Gossip Girl star moves her lips to a song (occasionally), while wearing lots of jewelry and makeup. She also writhes, and is very pretty." That's seriously it, you guys. She's gorgeous and she writhes around a lot. It's your standard pop-tart video, though it's on such an extreme level at times that it reeks of trying too hard, and I almost wondered after watching it a second time if Meester is just messing with us and doing her best Britney Spears impression for a lark.

I get that it's a sexy song and the video is supposed to match up with that, and that's understandable, I guess. The real problem I have with the video is that I've seen it about 8 million times before, and the manufactured sex factor just makes the whole thing seem kind of boring. You can watch the clip here: feel free to leave your own opinions in the comments.

Leighton Meester's New Video Finally Hits The Internet [NYMag]

Kelly Osbourne and Luke Worrell as Bacon and Eggs: Yes, I know this combo costume has been done to death, but these two are so cute that it totally works. They look warm and happy. And how fun is Kelly's bow?

[Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

The Stefani-Rossdale Crew Gwen and the boys, Zuma and Kingston, look adorable, but Gavin totally blows it by not bothering to wear a costume. Unless, of course, he's one of those people who says things like, "I'm Captain Holey Jeans," to explain his lack of Halloween gear. But still. Come on, dude.

[Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Brooke Shields: Her daughters are clearly an angel (or a butterfly?) and a mermaid, but I'm not sure what Brooke is dressed as. Any guesses?

[Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

The Pitt-Jolie Crew: I'm not sure what Angelina is dressed as, but Brad is clearly dressed as DJ Lance Rock from Yo Gabba Gabba, which is beyond awesome.

[Image via RadarOnline.]

LaToya Jackson: I'll admit that I'm not quite sure what LaToya Jackson is supposed to be, but she did spend her Halloween night raising money for "AIDS Project LA" by posing with impersonators of her late brother, Michael, which is simultaneously sweet and creepy, though I guess the fact that it was all for a good cause moves it more into the sweet column.

[Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Heidi Klum Heidi, who is somewhat known for her love of elaborate Halloween costumes, ended up going as "a black crow," as did her husband, Seal.

[Image via WENN.]

Christina Aguilera and her son, Max, wore matching skeleton suits. Very cute!

[Image via WENN.]

Christina Ricci and her boyfriend, Curtis Buchanan, did the mime thing, and quite well.

[Image via INFDaily.]

Paul Rudd and his son, Jack, apparently went as adorable for Halloween.

[Image via INFDaily.]

James Gandolfini, meanwhile, put on his best Homer Simpson disguise.

[Image via INFDaily.]

Ice-T and Coco Coco decided to go devilish...

[Image via Getty.]

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon while Mariah and Nick decided to be angelic.

[Image via Getty.]

Gene Simmons And finally, Gene Simmons went as, well, Gene Simmons.

[Image via WENN]

It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown: Charlie Brown goes trick-or-treating and watches his friends get various treats as he gets, well, a rock.


Disney's Haunted Halloween: A 1984 educational Disney film meant to teach children all about Halloween and Halloween safety. It's actually a bit creepy!


Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, 1986: Here we learn that Frankenstein's monster was the first to combine peanut butter and chocolate. If only we had listened! We could have been eating peanut butter cups centuries ago!


McDonald's Halloween Happy Meal Pails: When I was a kid, it was absolutely essential to beg your parents to take you to McDonald's so you could get the pumpkin, ghost, or witch-shaped plastic happy meal pails.


McDonald's Halloween Nuggets: Of course, you had to get the haunted chicken McNuggets, as well. As a bonus, this is actually the scariest thing Anthony Bourdain, who despises chicken nuggets, will see all year.


Halloween Safety, 1977: This educational film from the 70s is truly the scariest thing I've seen in a long time. The intro alone is terrifying.


Donald Duck: Trick Or Treat: A Disney cartoon from 1952, featuring Donald and his nephews, Huey, Dewey, and Louie.

A Garfield Halloween: Garfield sings various musical numbers as he and Odie set out to gather as much candy as possible.


The Skeleton Dance: A Silly Symphony cartoon from 1929, this cartoon captures the best parts of Halloween; it's a bit scary, a bit silly, and a lot of fun.

Stephanie's approach to the intervention was interesting...


...and not at all successful. I love how she says "don't bullshit a bullshitter," because that's what Anna Nicole said to her cousin Shelly in the Christmas special episode of her reality show.


Jayde and Brody are working hard for their own story line. BTW, in case you didn't know, "yelling" = "angrily talking."


Is that Joe Francis in the scene? I guess they were friends before all the assault charges and lawsuits.

At Love Land, you can start with a kiss. Of course, the statue is derobed and is giving a puzzled sexyface, which adds a touch of creepiness. Also, I'd like to ask my mother and father, who read this site on the weekends, to turn back now, do not pass go, do not collect $200. And please say hello to the stork who dropped me off 28 years ago, because that bird is awesome. *fingers in ears* Lalala I can't hear you commenters lalalala!


There aren't any titles attached to any of these pictures, so I'm going to call this one "Futurama Porn." I'm also going to warn you guys that these get more graphic (and to some, perhaps, more disturbing) as we go on. Just a heads up.


This woman is not impressed with the giant masturbating lady beside her. Her expression says, "She's faking. Where's the concession stand?"


The park is meant to be a celebration of sexuality and a place for sex education, but this sculpture is just horrifying. A woman's body is half buried and a sign reading "high heel" stands next to it. It's incredibly disturbing objectification; I'm not sure what the focus on the heels as opposed to the woman is supposed to signify, but the whole thing creeps me out.


By contrast, I actually love this sculpture. The women seem happy, confident, and at ease with their bodies and their sexuality.


I think this is supposed to be Poseidon or some such, as the action is taking place on a wave, which I'd imagine is the kind of thing Poseidon would say if MTV Cribs ever visited his home. "This is the ocean, where the magic happens." The visitor is unimpressed. Perhaps sea statue porn is a tough sell?


Here, a man is objectified. He is no head, but he's still, um, very happy to see you.


Keeping with the objectification theme, here a torso and headless woman's vagina is shown as a box. "Subtle" is not on the radar at Love Land.


Men seem to have a physical advantage on women at the park, as seen here. I originally interpreted this as a symbol of power or control, though an astute commenter has changed my mind a bit.


I can't even, you guys. I think she's feeding something to a magical vagina oyster in the sea. I feel like Enya's "Sail Away" plays repeatedly while this happens, and eventually the magical vagina clam is going to rebel, Audrey II style, and destroy everyone.


One of the few times a woman is depicting as being in control is this sculpture, which, judging by the reaction of the crowd, is meant to be played for laughs. It's disturbing in that the only time a woman is in control, from what I saw of the park, the man with her looks horrified and victimized.


These three are big fans of Britney's new jam. Again, however, note that it's one man, two women. From the pictures I saw, there were few (if any) pictures of same sex couples, though in fairness those statues may not have been shown in the pictures that were available to me.


Legs in the air is a big theme; if the park is meant to be so educational, perhaps they should consider starting with, I don't know, what happens in the brain? Or the fact that people have brains? Or heads? Or torsos?


Then again, we do learn a few things about the Gingerbread Man that we never knew before.


And these women surely have the best Facebook profile picture of all time, no?

Overall, I'm not sure what to make of Love Land. As Dodai and Margaret reported earlier this year, Chinese officials shut down a spinoff Love Land park, planned for Chongqing, China, calling it "an evil influence on society." I'm not sure I'd go that far, though I find the objectification of women to be disturbing. Perhaps I'm missing something, but I couldn't shake the icky feeling these pictures gave me; particularly the ones of female legs shooting up from the ground, attached to nothing. I suppose I won't be visiting Love Land anytime soon; the park is supposed to be "humorous" and a celebration of sex and love, but women seem to be mindless parts manufactured simply to give men pleasure, and I don't need to go to South Korea to see that, as I currently get Comedy Central's Secret Girlfriend on my own stupid television set.

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Earlier: Sex Theme Park Has Chinese Hot And Bothered
Sex Theme Park Is Too Hot For Chinese Officials

Protesters Demand US Gay Rights [BBC]

So pretty. Silver and ruffles are all over the place for Spring 2010, and this dress manages to be on trend and breathtaking at the same time.


Can't you just see Blair Waldorf in this?


Unlike most of the collections that I've seen this season (but again, I could be wrong, so feel free to set me straight!) Lagerfeld's shorts seem to be a bit longer. I love the length on these; not too short, but not dowdy, either.


Simple but gorgeous. I am a sucker for ballerina pink, though.


I love this! It's like a slightly punked out Audrey Hepburn.


This is a master at work: everything is just cut so beautifully and falls like a dream.


Remember when I said Lohan's Ungaro collection looked a bit like mall knockoffs? This would be the high fashion original it was knocking off, I think.


Super cute. Not crazy about the belly trend that's back in, because I already lived through 1997, but this is done tastefully and the pattern is adorable.


This model is striking a badass pose because she knows how badass her outfit is. Get it!


This dress ties everything together; beautiful lines, perfect patterns, silver, black, and white, and overall excellence.


I'm not always the biggest fan of everything Karl Lagerfeld says, but you'd be hard pressed to look at this collection and not admire what the man does. Beautiful, beautiful work. Or at least I think so. What do you think?

Lohan collaborated on the collection with designer Estrella Archs, and her influence can be seen in nearly every piece. It's not a secret that Lohan is a fan of old Hollywood glamour (particularly Marilyn Monroe), and I'm guessing this outfit was an homage of sorts.


I'm not a fashion expert, by any means, but in covering the major shows over the past few weeks I've noticed that this peachy-nude color is quite a trend for Spring 2010. Hot color aside, however, I feel like I've seen this dress before.


Lohan is a fan of short party dresses. I can see her wearing this. And many collections are featuring super-short cocktail dresses, so I suppose this fits in.


Here's where we start getting into trouble. The collection was inexplicably filled with tacky sequined hearts, including several heart pasties that just looked cheap on the Paris runway. Hilary Alexander of The Telegraph calls the pasties a "truly hideous fashion faux pas. Silver sequined "pasties", for example, belong in a lap dancing club unless you subscribe to a Jordan-esque dress code." Ouch.


More pasties, more sighs.


I actually thought this dress was pretty cute. Of course, if I wore it, I would have to be with a pair of Lohan's favorite article of clothing, leggings. Dun dun dun!!! Perhaps this was Lohan's master plan all along.


This is the face the model made when they told her she flew all the way to Paris Fashion Week to wear accessories that looked like they came from Claire's.


I'm not sure what's going on here, but it just seems...awkward.


Sometimes, fashion offers too much, and it's a great thing. Here, too much is just...too much. The heart-shaped headgear sets it over the edge.


I can't decide how I feel about this one. What say you, commenters?


I'm not really loving the print on this one, and I think the print + the earrings is overkill. Again, I have no fashion sense, so please feel free to set me straight in the comments.


I love the color here.


Jenny Barchfield of the AP calls the inclusion of these heart-shaped head pasties a "baffling move." I just think they contributed to the overall heart overkill running through the collection. They were just unnecessary.


I like Lindsay Lohan, and I typically root for her, but a great deal of this collection felt very mall to me, you know? Almost as if I were seeing the Forever 21 knockoffs instead of the high fashion originals.


Again, really beautiful colors. The hot pinks and rich purples were the highlights of the collection. I wish they used them a bit more.


While the color here is gorgeous, I'm not a big fan of the heart bandeau top.


Help me out, fashion people. What is the direction here?


This is a pretty standard Hollywood party girl dress. Lohan was brought to Ungaro because she was believed to understand younger buyers, most notably her friends. I suppose this speaks to that, as I can see many starlets picking this one up.


If this is shapeless and unflattering on a model, I'm not sure how anyone else will pull it off.


You didn't think we were going to get through a Lohan-influenced collection without leggings, did you?


Ugh, no. This is just budget. I love you, Lilo, but this is Paris Fashion Week, not the first round of Project Runway.


I just can't, you guys.


The shoes were pretty fun. These remind me of that Colors of Benetton perfume I had in 5th grade.


I like the cut of the shirt, but I'm not sold on the heart pattern.


I thought this look was pretty fun, actually. Everything is so short in this collection, but that's very Lohan, and that's also very Spring 2010, by the looks of other collections.


But then we go back to looks like this, which just seem a bit derivative and cheap looking.


Very simple, very clean, not groundbreaking, but very Lohan. They knew her style when they hired her, and they seem to be celebrating it.


Again, when the collection shies away from color, it just seems a bit meh. That could just be a personal preference, though.


I actually kind of loved this. It's completely ridiculous, but it's fun.


A bit of 80s, a bit of the future, and sadly, a bit of the heart bandeau epidemic running rampant through these pieces.


Again, it's not bad, it's just okay. And there's something very Forever 21 about some of this, which I suppose Ungaro was going for, in trying to reach a younger crowd, though perhaps not exactly in this way.


Two of hearts! Two hearts that beat as one! I'm confused! I'm confused!


Simple, cute, young, fun. Go ahead, Lindsay.


However, I think I saw these glasses at Target 2 years ago.


Very cute, and probably would have been cuter without the stupid heart pasties distracting everyone.


I am 28 years old and I live in the woods. I am not the target demo for this, so to me, it looks like something you wear under a dress. However, I'm sure others feel differently.


I got really excited when I saw these because they reminded me of the bottle for Debbie Gibson's Electric Youth perfume. The design is interesting, but I'm not sold on the plasticky material.


So how did Lohan do? Okay, I guess. She did exactly what she promised: brought her style and sensibilities to a fashion house that wanted her input. The hearts were a mistake, I think, but the party dresses and rich colors are getting positive reviews. It wasn't the best collection at fashion week, by any means, and Lohan has a long way to go, and surely the knives will be out. As Alexander writes, "Lohan was visibly distressed as she took her bow and Archs was also close to tears," as both women most likely realize that some nasty reviews and a lot of hard work are in their future. But it wasn't a total disaster, and if nothing else, it will be interesting to see where Lohan and Ungaro go from here.

At Ungaro, Mayhem Erupts Over Lindsay Lohan [ABCNews]
Paris Fashion Week: Ungaro Spring/Summer 2010 [Telegraph]

69 Boyz-Tootsie Roll I was in 7th grade when "Tootsie Roll" hit the radio, and it was the jaaaaaaam as far as my 13-year-old peers were concerned. Any dance that provides instructions is going to be a hit with kids, as you can look like you know your shit simply by copying the moves explicitly laid out for you in the lyrics. Being a wallflower, I was the type who actually sat on the side and ate Tootsie Roll Pops as opposed to actually doing to Tootsie Roll, but I nodded my head and laughed as my friends hit the floor and executed it perfectly. Did they all run off and have sex immediately afterward? No. Sometimes, believe it or not, kids are just dancing. Did teachers make sure people weren't dancing too close or being too sexual about it? Yes. I suppose you have to find the line between letting kids express themselves and letting kids essentially hump on the dance floor.


Freak Nasty-Da Dip Da Dip was problematic in my school as it required "putting your hand upon my hip." The teachers were not having that. You could do "da dip" at my middle school dances as long as you did it by yourself. Still: the lyrics! I can't believe they played this AT SCHOOL! Good lord.


Ini Kamoze- Here Comes The Hotstepper Ah, "Here Comes The Hotstepper." As I'm typing this, I can't stop laughing at the mental image of my entire middle school on the dance floor, screaming "murderer!" as our teachers frowned all around us. I'm not sure what my middle school administrators were thinking, but I assume that as long as nobody danced too close or got too suggestive on the dance floor, we could scream murderer and get down to whatever song the DJ happened to play.


Ace Of Base- All That She Wants I still have no idea what this song is about. "All that she wants, is another baby!" Does that mean she wants another boyfriend? Another child? We had no idea what this song was about when we danced to it in 1994, and I'm still confused.


Naughty By Nature- O.P.P. I'm guessing that most of our teachers didn't know what "O.P.P." stood for. Either that, or they assumed we didn't.


Color Me Badd- I Wanna Sex You Up I have no idea why DJs thought "I Wanna Sex You Up" was appropriate school dance music, but they always played it. I have always, always hated this song. This is the song that would come on the radio while you were in the car with your parents on the way to McDonald's or something and it would make you want to crawl in a hole and die of embarrassment. I am cringing right now, actually. I don't know if it's residual trauma or because the song is just cringeworthy as it is.


House Of Pain- Jump Around Jump Around was always the most popular song at the dance, because even those of us who were terrible dancers could muster up the energy to, you know, jump around.


Los Del Rio- The Macarena Of course, there are some dances that, despite vaguely suggestive lyrics, are always considered "family-friendly." The Macarena, which was all over the place by the time I hit 8th grade, is one of those dances. Our teachers were doing it! Our parents were doing it! Our 4-year-old siblings were doing it! No wonder we begged the DJ to play the Tootsie Roll.

While I can certainly see the logic behind banning overtly sexual dancing on the floor at school functions, like I said earlier, I think there needs to be a balance between letting kids dance and letting kids get all up on one another. What do you think, commenters? Should certain dances be banned? Certain songs? Feel free to add your input, as well as your school dance anthems and memories, in the comments.

Florida Schools Ban Sexy Dancing [UPI]

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The Death Of Kanyegate It's a bit unavoidable at this point; there will be at least one Kanye West "Imma let you finish" joke tonight. Though it's hard to tell who it will come from, it will come from someone, and everyone will laugh/groan/sigh and perhaps realize it is time for America to finally let the meme go. On the other hand, maybe Kanye will show up to poke fun at himself (doubtful) and the meme will go on, and on, and on, until someone interrupts the interrupting once and for all.


Someone Will Wear An Awesomely Fug Outfit Oh, thank god for the red carpet. Even if the show itself sucks, we'll have something to talk about, thanks to some actor or actress showing up looking like the clearance rack at Marshalls just threw up all over them. Tomorrow, Sadie will post the offenders in the "Bad" section of her wrap-up, and deservedly so.


A Banner Night For Seth MacFarlane Fans/Foes: If MacFarlane wins, his fans will be validated and Family Guy will *shudder* become the first animated program to take the Best Comedy Series award. MacFarlane will sing his way through his speech, make a rape joke, and reference Mr. T. Or he'll lose, and we can all stop hearing about how groundbreaking Family Guy is for another 12 months or so.


Handsome Gents There will be quite a few, thanks to Mad Men and its 16 nominations.


A Solid Effort By Neil Patrick Harris The show might end up being a total bore, but NPH always puts on a good show, and by bringing in the crew from Dr. Horrible and guest announcer John Hodgman, he might be able to turn a fairly predictable evening into something worth the three hour running time. And if nothing else, you can just take a drink every time someone thanks their agent. You'll be passed out by the first commercial break, and maybe you can dream of better things.

Who Will Win Emmys And Why [GoldDerby]

Poor ol' Khaki Pants Pete. He got married, moved to the suburbs, and suddenly lost his manhood. He's also the poor man's Vince Vaughn from Old School, six years after the "old bro" concept was considered hilarious. Bummer!


The object of the game is to get Pete away from his stupid children and naggy wife so he can have some adventures, brah. Nobody can take his manhood away from him! He shall regain it through cliches and Klondike bars, as everyone knows that eating a slab of vanilla ice cream is what testosterone is all about.


D'oh! Look what happens when Pete tries to rock out in his basement: his wife, Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond bitches at him for being too loud. And then she wants to "talk." Chicks, man! Someone get me some foil-wrapped ice cream, bro! I can't even deal!


Ok, here's where things start to get weird. We enter the living room, where we eventually meet Crissy, the 21-year-old babysitter, who doesn't seem to be doing her job. Khaki Pants Pete has several options here: should he talk to her? Let's find out.


Let's not forget to mention that it's the TV he paid for. I mean, you know? Poor Pete. His life is so shitty that he even has to spend money on his own wife and children.


Lifetime movie alert! Things are about to get creepy....or are they?!


Yep, they are. Pete agrees to hang out with "sane, innocent" Crissy, watching some tv show that his dumb wife (what a bitch!) loves.


"Wow, Mr. P, I'm Keri Russell in The Babysitter's Seduction!." Oh, and also? The "P" stands for "Pounder." Pete the Pounder. I'm not making this up.


Oh! I almost forgot: should you avoid watching TV with Crissy, and opt to tell her to go do her job, you lose the game. Why? See the next screen.


Feminism, that's why! Waaah-wahhhhh.

Pete is then summoned by his friend "Party Marty," to attend "Jimbo's" stag. Related: Pete's friends are douchebags.


But you have to drop the hot babysitter off at the sorority house first! What kind of hijinks could possibly ensue?


Pete then decides to stop at the sex shop before dropping the babysitter off. "Good call!" the game declares. You guys, I was torn between saying, "What the fuck" and laughing at this point. What the hell is going on here? What does this have to do with Klondike bars?


You then have two options: leave Crissy outside, or take her into the shop. If you leave her outside, you are congratulated, as poor, "impressionable" 21-year-old adult Chrissy can't handle sexy things.


However, after being spotted by a nosy neighbor, you opt to take Crissy in with you before rumors start swirling. I honestly never thought the question "What would you dooooo for a Klondike bar" would be answered by "I would take my 21-year-old babysitter to Skinema Paradiso on my way to Jimbo's bachelor party," but, welcome to 2009 I guess.


In any case, you end up taking Crissy to her sorority house. But then you learn that you need a girl to come to the club with you! So you try to convince your babysitter to hit up the bachelor party with you. And there's pudding wrestling, which is dumb, because this is viral marketing for ice cream. DESSERT REFERENCE FAIL.


And then, after outsmarting some dude named Rocco, Crissy, once again impressed by a creepy dad she works for, takes you up to her room.


Blah, blah,blah, you outsmart the sorority house mother and end up taking Crissy to the club. Here it is! I will now forever associate Klondike bars with Axe Body Spray. I think Jon Gosselin is in this crowd somewhere, as well.


Of course, you win the puddin' match. Take those bitches down, bro! High-fives and ice cream treats all around.


You then get a text from your nag of a wife. She's sorry she was so bitchy, and she'll make it up to you by "doing that thing" she said she'd never do. You finally have a reason to go back to your stupid, boring, worthless life, Pete. Women are nags and idiots, but they've promised you sex, so hooray!


Finally, you make it back home, where your wife has put on a hot dress and smeared her face in Klondike bar. You're a real winner, Pete. Congrats. Quite the brand ambassador. I'm still not sure what any of this has to do with ice cream, but I guess that's because I'm a naggy impressionable feminist. As for entering the Klondike Man Cave again, I'm not sure I can. As Meatloaf once sang, sort of, "I would do anything for a Klondike bar, but I won't do that. Ever. You jackass."

Play The Adventures Of Khaki Pants Pete [KlondikeManCave]

Alexander Wang: Actively Sporty [FashionWireDaily]

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Judging by Tim Gunn's smile, I think it's safe to say that Christian made it work.