Wait, is one of the lyrics 'it's hard to find a mate when you're gone before he wakes'? Find a mate?!
Oh wait, that explains it. It's just an anthropological study of the mating rituals of the urban waldorfian glamazon females! #leightonmeester
And here's the ol' "Looking at the camera in a sexy way while someone kisses me" shot that Miss Martha Haypenny debuted in 1910. Not really, but you know what I mean.
That's Gaze Theory! i.e. Hot lady stares toward camera while attractive man pays attention to only her. It's supposed to make you think hot lady wants you, not attractive man, and then normally make you buy products, or Blair Waldor's album. Thank you Dr. Louie Schwartz's Culture & Media class. #leightonmeester
Oh dear. I tried watching the clip because I thought that I might at least like the song. No. Song Very Bad. Now I'm just really embarrassed for Robin Thicke and Leighton Meester. #leightonmeester
Welcome to the SexyFace Museum. To your right you will notice our special Hit Me Baby One More Time archway. On the left is the new Megan Fox exhibit commemorating her early years of SexyFace. Now we are entering the Gossip Girl Suite. As you pass beneath the blow-up banners of each actress's SexyFace, you enter a unique exhibit tailored specially to each Gossip Girl's SexyFace. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, the Lady GaGa SexyFace Electric Bugaloo Extravaganza. Please be careful not to look directly at any of the GaGa posters, as your retinas may be severely burned by the SexyFace impact that even a mere photographic representation of her face can have. Don't forget to visit our gift shop for SexyFace keychains, umbrellas, dining room sets and even linens. #leightonmeester
I find it somewhat baffling that the moment that anyone comments on a celebrity's purported "weight gain," all of the cries of "body snark" come out of the woodwork, but the minute someone calls Lady Gaga(or Megan Fox) a "drag queen" or a "tranny with perpetual sexy face," or TOO MUCH MAKEUP OMFG, it is somehow acceptable. Explain? #lolspeak
@Danielle Kouyoumdjian: I disagree with using "tranny" as an insult as well - and the commenter who did so got called out by some one else. In my opinion at least, it comes down to a matter of choice. You decide what makeup you're going to put on, and what face you're going to make at the camera - and its instantly changeable. The same is not true for weight, height, aging - all the things that get called out as "body snark". Questioning "why would she choose to wear so much makeup?" is completely different than "OMG she looks old/fat/short/ugly". #lolspeak
@Dictator for Life: I think it's the makeup. That is some tranny-coveting shit on her face up there. Plus, her bangs cover her forehead, so you can't see the inevitable lines up get from making your eyes as big as possible while pretending to be a bush baby. A mentally ill ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby, natch. #lolspeak
@Snowbunny: Tranny? Really? Couldn't you have said drag-queen? Tranny is a derogatory word leveled at transexuals and transgendered people. I wouldn't drop it in a convo like that, but that's just me.
@Dictator for Life: Yes, the make-up makes her eyes look ginormous. She's used white eyeliner on her bottom lids. It's a clever trick. #lolspeak
@ammre: HOKAY, soo I'm wondering if gawker automatically cuts off parts of images that have a watermark on them? This was made with roflbot which put the roflbot logo in the bottom right corner. The bottom of the image is only cut off in this version, my version has a line on the bottom.
This is the image as hosted on my server: [www.ammre.org]#lolspeak
I'm confuzzed. Did that dress originally have straps and she cut them off or tucked them in like most of the girls at middle school dances? Or is that just a messed up sweetheart neckline? #lolspeak
you know underneath all the make up and bizarre get ups, she is really pretty. In a world filled with girls getting plastic surgery in their 20s it's nice to see someone who doesn't look like a stepford blonde. #lolspeak
@xuatastic: Actually there is this picture floating around that suggests she had plastic surgery.. it is debatable though since there aren't many pics of her before she blew up that I can find. Plus she's not a natural blonde, hahah. #lolspeak
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Oh wait, that explains it. It's just an anthropological study of the mating rituals of the urban waldorfian glamazon females! #leightonmeester
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That's Gaze Theory! i.e. Hot lady stares toward camera while attractive man pays attention to only her. It's supposed to make you think hot lady wants you, not attractive man, and then normally make you buy products, or Blair Waldor's album. Thank you Dr. Louie Schwartz's Culture & Media class. #leightonmeester
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So I was fully imagining Leighton here writhing around with her sexy face and Alan Thicke dancing behind her, waving his arms all 80's style.
I think it would have been a better video, let's be honest.
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Madonna: "What the hell is a disco stick!?" #lolspeak
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@Dictator for Life: Yes, the make-up makes her eyes look ginormous. She's used white eyeliner on her bottom lids. It's a clever trick. #lolspeak
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my first ever loljpg ever. #lolspeak
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it says "n den i bitted it" #lolspeak
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This is the image as hosted on my server: [www.ammre.org] #lolspeak
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is this working? #lolspeak
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I can has siensce fikshun? #lolspeak
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Twy Lite vurzhhen
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@xuatastic: Actually there is this picture floating around that suggests she had plastic surgery.. it is debatable though since there aren't many pics of her before she blew up that I can find. Plus she's not a natural blonde, hahah. #lolspeak
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This is the best I can do on a Sunday night... #lolspeak