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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    11/09/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    My nanna takes off her wig when she is drunk. #lolspeak
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    The HZA. was starred The HZA. was unstarred
    Image of Minabee Minabee
    11/09/09

    In reply to Breaking Down The Cliches In Leighton Meester's New Video
    Wait, is one of the lyrics 'it's hard to find a mate when you're gone before he wakes'? Find a mate?!
    Oh wait, that explains it. It's just an anthropological study of the mating rituals of the urban waldorfian glamazon females! #leightonmeester
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    hortense promoted this comment Minabee was starred Minabee was unstarred
    Image of lucyjae lucyjae
    11/09/09

    In reply to Breaking Down The Cliches In Leighton Meester's New Video
    And here's the ol' "Looking at the camera in a sexy way while someone kisses me" shot that Miss Martha Haypenny debuted in 1910. Not really, but you know what I mean.

    That's Gaze Theory! i.e. Hot lady stares toward camera while attractive man pays attention to only her. It's supposed to make you think hot lady wants you, not attractive man, and then normally make you buy products, or Blair Waldor's album. Thank you Dr. Louie Schwartz's Culture & Media class. #leightonmeester
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    hortense promoted this comment lucyjae was starred lucyjae was unstarred
    Image of pinkcrickets pinkcrickets
    11/09/09

    In reply to Breaking Down The Cliches In Leighton Meester's New Video
    I'm not cool enough to know who Robin Thicke is (or too cool, perhaps?), and vaguely remember Alan Thicke from my childhood.

    So I was fully imagining Leighton here writhing around with her sexy face and Alan Thicke dancing behind her, waving his arms all 80's style.

    I think it would have been a better video, let's be honest.
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    hortense promoted this comment Edited by pinkcrickets at 11/09/09 7:27 AM pinkcrickets was starred pinkcrickets was unstarred
    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    11/09/09

    In reply to Breaking Down The Cliches In Leighton Meester's New Video
    Oh dear. I tried watching the clip because I thought that I might at least like the song. No. Song Very Bad. Now I'm just really embarrassed for Robin Thicke and Leighton Meester. #leightonmeester
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    JerkoftheMonth was starred JerkoftheMonth was unstarred
    Image of Maggita Maggita
    11/09/09

    In reply to Breaking Down The Cliches In Leighton Meester's New Video
    Welcome to the SexyFace Museum. To your right you will notice our special Hit Me Baby One More Time archway. On the left is the new Megan Fox exhibit commemorating her early years of SexyFace. Now we are entering the Gossip Girl Suite. As you pass beneath the blow-up banners of each actress's SexyFace, you enter a unique exhibit tailored specially to each Gossip Girl's SexyFace. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, the Lady GaGa SexyFace Electric Bugaloo Extravaganza. Please be careful not to look directly at any of the GaGa posters, as your retinas may be severely burned by the SexyFace impact that even a mere photographic representation of her face can have. Don't forget to visit our gift shop for SexyFace keychains, umbrellas, dining room sets and even linens. #leightonmeester
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    hortense promoted this comment Maggita was starred Maggita was unstarred
    Image of Fumbles Fumbles
    11/09/09

    @Maggita: I really want this place to be real. #leightonmeester
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    hortense promoted this comment Fumbles was starred Fumbles was unstarred
    Image of Bitchplz Bitchplz
    11/09/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    Mah disco stik. Let me give vishual #lolspeak
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    Alessar promoted this comment Bitchplz was starred Bitchplz was unstarred
    Image of Alessar Alessar
    11/09/09

    @Bitchplz:
    Madonna: "What the hell is a disco stick!?" #lolspeak
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    Alessar was starred Alessar was unstarred
    Image of Danielle Kouyoumdjian Danielle Kouyoumdjian
    11/09/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    I find it somewhat baffling that the moment that anyone comments on a celebrity's purported "weight gain," all of the cries of "body snark" come out of the woodwork, but the minute someone calls Lady Gaga(or Megan Fox) a "drag queen" or a "tranny with perpetual sexy face," or TOO MUCH MAKEUP OMFG, it is somehow acceptable. Explain? #lolspeak
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    bookling promoted this comment Danielle Kouyoumdjian was starred Danielle Kouyoumdjian was unstarred
    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/09/09

    @Danielle Kouyoumdjian: I disagree with using "tranny" as an insult as well - and the commenter who did so got called out by some one else. In my opinion at least, it comes down to a matter of choice. You decide what makeup you're going to put on, and what face you're going to make at the camera - and its instantly changeable. The same is not true for weight, height, aging - all the things that get called out as "body snark". Questioning "why would she choose to wear so much makeup?" is completely different than "OMG she looks old/fat/short/ugly". #lolspeak
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    CherriSpryte was starred CherriSpryte was unstarred
    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    I'm trying to decide if she has huge eyes that I've never noticed b/c she usually wears sunglasses, or if she is wearing those things jez posted about that make people's eyes look like animé characters. #lolspeak
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    Dictator for Life was starred Dictator for Life was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/08/09

    @Dictator for Life: I think it's the makeup. That is some tranny-coveting shit on her face up there. Plus, her bangs cover her forehead, so you can't see the inevitable lines up get from making your eyes as big as possible while pretending to be a bush baby. A mentally ill ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby, natch. #lolspeak
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    Snowbunny was starred Snowbunny was unstarred
    Image of napalmnacey is an angry feminist napalmnacey is an angry feminist
    11/09/09

    @Snowbunny: Tranny? Really? Couldn't you have said drag-queen? Tranny is a derogatory word leveled at transexuals and transgendered people. I wouldn't drop it in a convo like that, but that's just me.

    @Dictator for Life: Yes, the make-up makes her eyes look ginormous. She's used white eyeliner on her bottom lids. It's a clever trick. #lolspeak
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    MsFeasance promoted this comment napalmnacey is an angry feminist was starred napalmnacey is an angry feminist was unstarred
    Image of ammre ammre
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick

    my first ever loljpg ever. #lolspeak
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    hortense promoted this comment ammre was starred ammre was unstarred
    Image of rhymeswithfeather rhymeswithfeather
    11/08/09

    @ammre: BAHAHAHA. #lolspeak
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    rhymeswithfeather was starred rhymeswithfeather was unstarred
    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    11/08/09

    @ammre: Job well done! #lolspeak
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    Sophie needs to study...damn was starred Sophie needs to study...damn was unstarred
    Image of ammre ammre
    11/09/09

    @ammre: sooo Unless my browser isn't loading the image completely, somehow the bottom of the image was cut off.
    it says "n den i bitted it" #lolspeak
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    ammre was starred ammre was unstarred
    Image of ammre ammre
    11/09/09

    @ammre: HOKAY, soo I'm wondering if gawker automatically cuts off parts of images that have a watermark on them? This was made with roflbot which put the roflbot logo in the bottom right corner. The bottom of the image is only cut off in this version, my version has a line on the bottom.
    This is the image as hosted on my server: [www.ammre.org] #lolspeak
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    ammre was starred ammre was unstarred
    Image of hibernaculum hibernaculum
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick

    is this working? #lolspeak
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    hortense promoted this comment hibernaculum was starred hibernaculum was unstarred
    Image of smashingBumpkin smashingBumpkin
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick

    I can has siensce fikshun? #lolspeak
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    hortense promoted this comment smashingBumpkin was starred smashingBumpkin was unstarred
    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    I'm confuzzed. Did that dress originally have straps and she cut them off or tucked them in like most of the girls at middle school dances? Or is that just a messed up sweetheart neckline? #lolspeak
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    curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/08/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: suite hart nekklyne.
    Twy Lite vurzhhen
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    Edited by Rooo sez BISH PLZ at 11/08/09 10:26 PM Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of xuatastic xuatastic
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    you know underneath all the make up and bizarre get ups, she is really pretty. In a world filled with girls getting plastic surgery in their 20s it's nice to see someone who doesn't look like a stepford blonde. #lolspeak
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    xuatastic was starred xuatastic was unstarred
    Image of jhuang jhuang
    11/08/09


    @xuatastic: Actually there is this picture floating around that suggests she had plastic surgery.. it is debatable though since there aren't many pics of her before she blew up that I can find. Plus she's not a natural blonde, hahah. #lolspeak
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    jhuang was starred jhuang was unstarred
    Image of napalmnacey is an angry feminist napalmnacey is an angry feminist
    11/09/09

    @jhuang: Unless the lighting in that shot is really, really bad, I think she may have had some surgery. Her nose looks slimmer. #lolspeak
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    napalmnacey is an angry feminist was starred napalmnacey is an angry feminist was unstarred
    Image of MmSM MmSM
    11/09/09

    @napalmnacey is an angry feminist: How long before people understand that is the bloat tool at work? #lolspeak
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    MsFeasance promoted this comment MmSM was starred MmSM was unstarred
    Image of MsFeasance MsFeasance
    11/09/09

    @MmSM: Seriously. You can still see the edges on the brushstroke. #lolspeak
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    MsFeasance was starred MsFeasance was unstarred
    Image of A_Gracious_Plenty A_Gracious_Plenty
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick

    This is the best I can do on a Sunday night... #lolspeak
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    hortense promoted this comment A_Gracious_Plenty was starred A_Gracious_Plenty was unstarred
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