Want To "Get" The Gaga Love? Read This

"I guess what I am trying to do is take the monster and turn the monster into a fairy tale." More »

Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down

• Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]

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Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression

• Heidi Klum is not Superwoman, okay? She's not walking in the Victoria's Secret runway show a mere month after giving birth to her fourth child. She's just going to host it. Sheesh. Some people have such unrealistic expectations. [E!]

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A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"

• According to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [NYDN]

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Heidi Klum's Name Change; Letterman's Apology

• Heidi Klum is changing her name to Heidi Samuel! Did you know that her husband's real name is Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adelo Samuel? Short and sweet. [TMZ]

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More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig

• This morning Lindsay Lohan posted an incoherent rant about Samantha Ronson on Twitter. She writes: "can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors..."

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Lady Gaga "Very Obsessed With Monsters And Playgirls," Not Feminism

In a typically trippy interview, an in-character Lady Gaga, doing her usual sexy James-Bond-villain shtick, gives us some very mixed messages: More »