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    Keeping Things Berry Casual

    Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man

    Miley Cyrus In Racist Photo Scandal

    Halle Knows That Her Fellow Is What's In Fashion

    Halle Berry's Baby Daddy, Still Hot. That Is All.

    MIDWEEK MADNESS: Nicole, Joel, Halle, Gabe, Jess, John ALL THINKING OF BABIES
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    Image of Ramseylicious Ramseylicious
    08/07/09

    In reply to Keeping Things Berry Casual
    Halle Berry is so fucking perfection it makes me want to do a Beatles groupie hysterical cry.
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    Image of lermanzo lermanzo
    08/07/09

    @Ramseylicious: *shakes finger* fiiiiierce!
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    Image of LittleMissBossyBoots LittleMissBossyBoots
    08/07/09

    In reply to Keeping Things Berry Casual
    Has anyone tried this haircut with a bigger frame? My boobs are (apologies for the frankness) huge on my body frame,and I don't know if it would offset the balance my longer hair gives me if I cut it like hers.I love the style,though.Does that make sense?
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/07/09

    @LittleMissBossyBoots: I am not a small woman and have rocked short hair successfully most of my life - everyone tells me it looks better/more flattering. The few times I've felt I looked "older" or frumpy have been when I tried to grow it out. I DO have a lot of natural curl.
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    04/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man
    What an odd shade of green. They look like welder's pants.
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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    04/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man
    I love her for this.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    04/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man
    I would this outfit if it were a skirt instead of shorts, and a little flared out.
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    Image of ItchykooParker ItchykooParker
    04/17/09

    @inabook: I'd like it too. He would look great in a skirt.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    04/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man
    Thoughts of bubble gum and pistachio ice cream are turning my tummy a bit.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man
    so I got out I got out

    as fast as I could go sir

    I was not scared but pants like that

    I do no care for no sir.


    -from "What Was I scared Of?" by Dr Seuss

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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    04/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man
    He looks like mint chocolate chip to me!
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    Image of wordinedgewise wordinedgewise
    04/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man
    His girlfriend is going to be Berry, Berry upset.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    04/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man
    Two thoughts.

    #1 - FU Dov Charney. No. I do not want.

    #2 - Who remembers Mr. Green Jeans from Captian Kangaroo?
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    04/17/09

    @DinaRonson is now orderly, and restrained.: I remember Mr. Green Jeans! What a motley group of funny men!
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    04/17/09

    @DinaRonson is now orderly, and restrained.: I sure do.


    I am old as hell.

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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    04/17/09

    @DinaRonson is now orderly, and restrained.: @rosasparks looks like a Fraggle: I do and I'm only 27
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    Image of ItchykooParker ItchykooParker
    04/17/09

    @DinaRonson is now orderly, and restrained.: OMG I do. I loved Mr. Green Jeans. I had a huge crush on him when I was a little girl.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    04/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man
    I had those shoes in fourth grade. I wore them every day all summer, unfortunately by the end they were less Pepto-Bismol Pink and more Dingy Pepto-Bismol Puke and scuffed all to hell, but I loved them.

    In short: GIMME UR SHOOZ.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/17/09

    @kelsium: I had them in white. They were indeed awesome shoes for summer. You could run in them and they wouldn't fall off, but they didn't make your feet sweat. Amazing!
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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    04/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man
    I think her hair looks really cute a little longer like this - but it does take away from the androgynous thing she had going on.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    04/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man
    ITS MONOCHROMATIC WOMAN! My favorite superhero!
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    Image of girlwonder girlwonder
    04/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man
    For some reason, I have an uncontrollable urge for sherbet.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/17/09

    @girlwonder: And salt water taffy!
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    Image of ItchykooParker ItchykooParker
    04/17/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: And gelato! And sorbet!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    04/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Gets In Step With Movie Star's Man
    I do not like green jeans on man.

    I do not like it; creeped I am.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    04/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Take them off, I say to him!

    Frolic naked, on a whim.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    04/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I did not notice his pants until you pointed them out, so drawn in I was by the pink outfit.


    I wonder if he realized how silly his pants are, and Agyness, good pal she is, joined him in the most attention grabbing outfit she could find. I would have shown up in all black and laughed at his foolish trousers.


    She is a better friend than I am.

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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    04/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit):
    Could you with a coat?
    Would you with a goat?
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    04/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit):
    I do not like them on the stairs
    I do not like them with flowing hair
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    04/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit):

    I do not like them with pink socks

    I do not like them with pink frocks

    I do not like them on the stairs

    I do not like them anywheres
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    04/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I think that should have been a comma...


    @lilbobbytables: Perhaps they are both sadly colorblind?

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    04/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I do not like them next to pink

    I would not like them splashed with ink

    If they were sounds they'd hurt the ear

    So all I'll say is "dear oh dear"
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    04/17/09

    @dreamweave:
    But could you, would you, with a boot?
    Would you, could you, with a snoot?
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