Kanye & Future Debut Incredibly Sexist Video Game; World Rolls Eyes
Yesterday, hip-hop artist Future took a break from being autotuned to within an inch of his life to release a video game designed to be played while listening to his latest single "I Won." The game involves two men in lounge chairs on a beach throwing gold necklaces at bikini-clad women passing by. Once the women are…
Kim Kardashian to File Police Report Against the Heckler Kanye Punched
Now that Kanye West has been accused of battery after allegedly punching an 18-year-old racist who went on an aggressive rant to Kim Kardashian outside of a medical building in Beverly Hills, Kim is mulling her options. According to TMZ, she and her lawyer have decided to mount a counterattack by filing a police…
Welcome Global Warming in This Sexy Innertube Dress
It's fucking hot, and you want to get in the water right now? Well, this inflatable dress will cool you off in style — and you can probably even use it to masturbate, too. Both Gary Busey and this guy would be proud.*
Humans 100,000 Years in the Future Will Look Pants-Pissingly Scary
Hey, have you ever wondered what people will look like thousands and thousands of years after you've decomposed to dust and everyone has forgotten your name? Well, wonder no more — thanks to the magic of computers, we now have what one pair of researchers claims is a picture of how our great great great great great…
Vibrating Tattoos for the Mind-Bogglingly Lazy
If you thought the constant wearing of Bluetooth headsets was bad, just wait until we all have vibrating tattoos. That totally sounds like a made up product that some company tries to sell you on April Fool's Day, but it's actually a real thing that Nokia just patented that will allow you to connect wirelessly to your…
Interview: 'Generation Me' Talks Texting, Careers, And Narcissism
This year's college graduates are supposedly deluded about their job prospects and devoid of empathy — probably because technology has rotted their brains. To find out if this was true, I decided to ask one: my brother.
Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
1928: "In this happy future, no old maid need look under the bed for a man, in vain." Instead she'll buy a custom robot to warm her bed - which is obviously better than no man at all. [PaleoFuture]
The Children Of The Future, Prevented
In the year 2029, we'll all smoke birth control cigarettes after sex. Check out this and other imagined "artifacts from the future" at Wired. [Wired]
Primary Colors
[Berlin, April 23. Image via Getty]

