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redqueenmeg
10/20/09

In reply to I Will Survive
Oh, MAN, the short chicks always get all the guys anyway! ;) #evolution
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MargaretMoony
10/20/09

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I COME FROM THE FUTURE. BOW BEFORE ME! #evolution
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KittyKittyCat
10/19/09

In reply to I Will Survive
DUDE! I am already woman of the future! #evolution
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PaintedTrollop
10/19/09

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From my lofty perch of 6', I say unto you "hell no." #evolution
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Jack_Burton
10/19/09

In reply to I Will Survive
And as you can see from the illustration, woman of the future is left-handed! #evolution
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GirlFailer
10/19/09

@Jack_Burton: Not necessarily true! I shoot lefty, golf lefty, and kick a ball lefty, but write with my right hand. Maybe the future woman is ambidextrous.

Edit: Well, technically I shoot the M16 right handed, but that's because hot brass comes out of the right side.
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sequined
10/19/09

@Jack_Burton: Most of Matt Groening's characters are left handed, which is part of why I find Ned's Leftorium so funny. #evolution
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Hlaode
10/19/09

@Jack_Burton: Also Leela may just want her right hand free for her hand gizmo. She gets tetris on that thing you know. #evolution
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bess marvin, girl detective
10/19/09

In reply to I Will Survive
healthier hearts = longer life span and longer reproductive windows = more children. unless they solve a potential food shortage, i don't see any of this as positive #evolution
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LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
10/19/09

In reply to I Will Survive
Well, I'm 5'2" and in the 190s. My heart is okay, but I haven't tried getting pregnant yet, so no word on that.

I can be woman of future? #evolution
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badmutha
10/19/09

In reply to I Will Survive
What about all that nonsense that people are getting taller every year? And plumpness = bad cholesterol and too much stress on the heart? Where do these people come up with this stuff? #evolution
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special_boots
06/17/09

In reply to The Joy Of Sex
Is this for dudes only? All the pictures I see are cartoon women... =/

Maybe a silly complaint, but it makes me feel weird.
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morninggloria
06/17/09

In reply to The Joy Of Sex
Great. Now I'll be picturing Woody and Buzz boning all day.
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deitybox
06/17/09

@morninggloria: I find that a buzz and a woody are a good match.

/rimshot
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LaComtesse
06/17/09

@morninggloria: This is not different from most days for me.
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deitybox
06/17/09

In reply to The Joy Of Sex
Most of the sample pics on the site are pretty cool, but what's with the one with the prostrate, naked woman covered in pennies? What the hell does that have to do with science? Disturbing.
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tscheese
06/17/09

@deitybox: Oh, they were just trying to copper feel.

/thank you, thank you
//i'll be here all week
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argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
06/17/09

@deitybox: i'm sure it's an allusion to 'the oldest profession'.

not sure what that's got to do with science, but since the title has 'ancient' and 'sex' in it, that's my best guess.
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NefariousNewt
06/17/09

In reply to The Joy Of Sex
"Alien Sex Robots are on the prowl! They are here to mate with our mathematically inclined women!"
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LaComtesse
06/17/09

@NefariousNewt: "Take me to your math teacher."
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tscheese
06/17/09

In reply to The Joy Of Sex
sex, robots, aliens and math

So it's XKCD without the stick figures?
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NefariousNewt
06/17/09

@tscheese: You beat me to it!
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