<![CDATA[Jezebel: funny or die]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: funny or die]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/funnyordie http://jezebel.com/tag/funnyordie <![CDATA[The Only Jersey Shore Parody We'll Ever Need]]> Comedian/actor Nick Kroll made a Jersey Shore audition tape as his Funny or Die alter-ego Bobby Bottleservice, whose motto is "Vokka, Jesus, and revenge." He portrays the men of the show quite accurately!

To wit: "I say breasts because I love women and I don't call them cans or big fat titties because I love my mother and I respect women."

Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Audition Tape - watch more funny videos

Bobby Bottleservice: Jersey Shore Audition Tape [Funny or Die]

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<![CDATA[Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself]]> In a new clip for Funny or Die, Jon Gosselin pokes fun at himself, deciding to return to his old image by removing his earrings, deleting Michael Lohan from his phone, and packing up his Ed Hardy wardrobe.



Jon Gosselin Goes Back in Time from Jon Gosselin


Jon Gosselin Turns Back Time with Funny or Die [Just Jared]

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<![CDATA[Douchebags Unite, You Have Nothing To Lose But Your (Gold) Chains]]> "We are douchebags, and it's not a bad word anymore," proclaim the collar-popping, beer-can-crushing, Ed-Hardy-wearing, Axe-body-spraying stars of this video from earlier this week. But what kind of douchebags are they? Perhaps a helpful chart can tell us. [FunnyOrDie, BuzzFeed]

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<![CDATA["Gookie! Guckie! Gooo-Chiii!": James Franco Freaks Out In The Soundbooth]]> Most stars take their precious fashion endorsement deals pretty seriously. So it's refreshing to see James Francomaking fun of his perfume ad. The joke is simple: He can't pronounce "Gucci." "Huh," he says, "I always thought it was Guckie?"

Of course, he's also making fun of the stereotypical asshole actor whose investment in the brand-names he represents is superficial, at best. Touché, Franco. Touché.

James Franco: Gucci Commercial Outtakes

James Franco: Gucci Commercial Outtakes [Funny Or Die]

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<![CDATA[The Villain Wore An Affliction T-Shirt]]> Imagine if douchey guys in Ed Hardy were all members of a secret crime-fighting network. Imagine if Christian Audigier were training a paramilitary movement interested in vodka and hitting on girls. Imagine the Ed Hardy Boyz.

Meet Peter Paparazzo (Jon Daly) and Bobby Bottleservice (Nick Kroll). They manage to make fun of Christian Audigier, Michael Jackson, John Gosselin, structured water, and the Hardy Boys. Assigned a mystery by Christian, they investigate, write clues in their Ed Hardy notebooks, make passes at girls, shout, "Red carpet paparazzi! Red carpet paparazzi!" apropos of nothing, and eventually take the thief down.

from Jon Daly

The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle [Funny Or Die]

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<![CDATA[Helen Thomas On Doing The Right Thing, Gay Marriage]]> Funny or Die's Uncle Sam interviews the awesome long-time White House correspondent Helen Thomas, who explains with her infinite wisdom what America is doing wrong and reveals her favorite president (Kennedy, natch). Watch it here: [Funny or Die]

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<![CDATA[Kristin Cavallari Is No Dear Abby]]> In the video after the jump, Kristin Cavallari dishes out unsolicited advice on health care, Jon Gosselin, and the celebrity attention-getter that will replace the vagina flash. It's so bad it'll make you appreciate Dr. Phil. [Funny Or Die]

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<![CDATA["You're Not Going To Spend This Whole Road Trip Freaking Out About Your Mom, Are You?"]]> What happens when you jam every indie movie cliché into a faux trailer starring Alicia Silverstone and Alanis Morissette? Hilarity. Embed after the jump. [Funny Or Die]



My Mother's Red Hat w/Alicia Silverstone & Alanis Morissette from Alicia Silverstone


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<![CDATA[Will Arnett's Really Excited To See His Old Friend]]>

It's always awkward when your partner forgets to introduce you, but that may be the least of Amy Poehler's worries. Clip at left. [Funny Or Die]

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<![CDATA[Mixed Feelings About Gay Stereotypes In Brüno]]> Sacha Baron Cohen's Brüno parodies fashionistas, and, as the New York Times puts it, "trafficks in homosexual stereotypes." Emotions from those mocked? Mixed.

Rashad Robinson, senior director of media programs for the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation tells the Times: "Some people in our community may like this movie, but many are not going to be O.K. with it. Sacha Baron Cohen's well-meaning attempt at satire is problematic in many places and outright offensive in others."

Aaron Hicklin, the editor of Out magazine, is not as concerned: "The movie does something hugely important, which is showing that people's attitudes can turn on a dime when they realize you're gay. The multiplex crowd wouldn't normally sit down for a two-hour lecture on homophobia, but that's exactly what's going to happen. I'm excited about that."

Except Brüno is not a lecture. Sacha Baron Cohen lies in order to land interviews, disrupts events and infiltrates situations. Cohen is being sued by one California woman who claims she was injured at a bingo tournament he hijacked.

The Telegraph points out that from Zoolander to Absolutely Fabulous to Ugly Betty, the image of the silly, shallow fashion industry as freak show has been done. So Brüno is not breaking ground there. It's the depiction of an aggressively gay character that's the point.

From the Times:

The filmmakers wanted to play [an Elton John] song during a scene in which the title character, participating in a cage-fighting match, pulls down his opponent's pants and kisses him on the mouth, prompting a horrified crowd to throw garbage at him. The answer was no… But then Mr. John reversed himself - kind of. He didn't want to be associated with the provocative scene, but he ultimately agreed to perform part of another song that functions as a coda to the film.

If your movie makes an openly gay man pause, are you treading as carefully as you should? Does kissing a man in a cage-fighting match expose the audience's homophobia? Or tap into the stereotype that gay men are lascivious, libidinous, promiscuous and wild?

While Cohen prances in lederhosen, California and other states are banning gay marriage. In a world where civil rights are at stake, does Brüno — played as a "limp-wristed, sex-crazed queen" wearing hot pants, leopard bikini underwear and riding nude on a unicorn — shatter or reinforce stereotypes?

A Plea for Tolerance in Tight Shorts. Or Not. [NY Times]
Sacha Baron Cohen's Brüno: Why fashionistas Are Beyond Parody [Telegraph]

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<![CDATA[Casey Wilson "Reads" Internet Comments]]> Have you guys been saying mean stuff about Saturday Night Live's Casey Wilson? Because, as seen in this video, she can take it… up to a point. Embed after jump. [Funny Or Die]

SNL's Casey Wilson Reads Internet Comments from Casey Wilson
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<![CDATA[Amy Poehler's Failproof 5-Year Plan Involves Gold Bullion]]> ''When you're 5'2'' and you're blond and you're a woman, you get underestimated a lot,'' Amy Poehler tells Entertainment Weekly in a new interview.

She continues: ''I like being underestimated, though. My grandmother used to say, 'More than a handful is wasted.'... She was talking about my boobs.'' There's no doubt that Amy Poehler is funny, but there's an insane amount of pressure on her to succeed: With Parks And Recreation, which premieres tonight, in the coveted timeslot after The Office, everyone will be watching to see if the former Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update" co-host will turn the show into a hit. In an interview with The Daily Beast, Poehler is sure to explain that Parks and Office are each their own thing: "Once you watch the first episode, you'll realize the different world we're in. Besides, a lot of people don't know that there's a Ukrainian Parks and Recreation that going to come out after ours. So they're the ones that are gonna have to work hard." Additionally, costar Rashida Jones points out that the women of Parks give it something The Office lacks: ''There is a female buddy-comedy element to it, which The Office doesn't have. Our world is a little bigger.... So much of this has to do with this thing that exists outside - a big hole. Get ready to look at a big hole, America!''

Of her character, civil servant Leslie Knope, Poehler tells EW: ''She's like [Election's] Tracy Flick meets your soccer coach meets a baby calf. She's not savvy at all, but she's smart, she's capable, she works hard. I want her so badly to succeed. I just wanna pick her up like a little baby and tell her how to flirt with guys and take her away from the Dress Barn.''

As for the early reports that test audiences were "meh" on the show, executive producer Michael Schur does spin control: "By the time we had even gotten the results of the testing back, we had done, like, five more edits of the pilot. The only thing that matters at all is the final product, and it's going to be very, very different from the version that was thrown in front of a group of people."

While it would be great if the talented and hilarious Amy Poehler had a hit show, she seems to have a plan if Parks And Recreation fails. She tells the Beast: "Tina Fey and I have 15 things in development: Laverne and Shirley, Starsky and Hutch 3, Cagney and Lacey, Wonder Twins Activate From Two Hot Broads, Little House on the Prairie: The Musical: The Movie." Plus, she tells EW she has a five -year plan:

"I'm going to take all my money out and invest it in gold. Then melt that gold down and then build a gold hotel. Then have people stay in the hotel, paying only in gold. And then light the whole thing on fire, melt it again, and start from scratch,'' she explains. ''That's my five-year plan.''

Amy Poehler On Her New Sitcom [EW]
Amy Poehler: The Seriously Funny Interview [The Daily Beast]

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<![CDATA[Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle]]> This video (embedded after the jump) is jam-packed with stars, but the best part? Watching Brody Jenner wax intellectual. Plus: Justin Long partying underwater. Zac Efron's sad face is pretty great too. [Funny or Die]

Zac Efron's Pool Party from Zac Efron
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<![CDATA[Potty Girls]]> fart050608.jpgHere's a little toilet humor for you: a video from The Graham Norton Show where producers put speakers in a women's public restroom [My favorite subject! -Ed.] and make various poop/fart noises as they videotape random people's reactions. However, they probably didn't have to go to such great lengths to show farting in a women's restroom (we all know what goes in the public restroom, or as we call it, "the echo chamber") although they probably would have been hard pressed to find someone telling a toilet paper-less friend going number two to "just use your panties." Ew! Now that is just vile. [Funny Or Die]

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<![CDATA[Goth Barbie Lives "Alone With Her Unpublished Poetry"]]>
"If the despair of your existence is too much to bear, weave a tapestry of pain with the all new Goth Barbie!" So begins a new fauxmercial from the Will Ferrell-funded website Funny Or Die. Goth Barbie is a cutter with a penchant for pleather and eyeliner, but, unfortunately, "booze, sleeping pills and Joy Division albums sold separately." Check out the clip, above.

Goth Barbie [Funny Or Die]

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<![CDATA[The Short Film Knocked Up & Juno Hath Begat]]>
Let's see: Jennifer Lopez, Halle Berry, Gwen Stefani and Jessica Alba are all knocked up. Just like that movie Knocked Up, and that other movie, Juno. Doesn't it seem like everyone in the world has got a damn bun in the oven? Well, baby fever has hit Paul Rust, the young man seen in this Funny Or Die video called Pregnant! Watch as he magically sperminates unsuspecting women with zeal, glee and aplomb.

Pregnant! [Funny Or Die]

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