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Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
07/02/09

In reply to "Her Brains Didn't Get In Her Way"
Sorry, I'm totally sidetracked by the sidebar "Queen Elizabeth's Man".

REALLY?! They phrased it like that? In the 50's? Dude, part of my illusion just... died.
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Mafalda para Presidente
07/01/09

In reply to "Her Brains Didn't Get In Her Way"
My brains aren't getting in the way of my having sex, but they do get in the way of my tolerance for idiocy. Right now, for example, my brain is spilling out of my ears and creating a 10-feet barrier between me and Cosmopolitan.
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ihateyourescalade
07/01/09

In reply to "Her Brains Didn't Get In Her Way"
And yet, I just loved the old, HGB Cosmo.
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save jinger
07/01/09

In reply to "Her Brains Didn't Get In Her Way"
I heard if you remove your brain during blowjobs it helps you take it a lot deeper.
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
07/01/09

@save jinger: But only ugly girls give blow jobs.
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Lucille van Pelt
07/01/09

@mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: that's because that's the only way they can keep a man interested in them.
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
07/01/09

@Lucille van Pelt: I'm so hot I don't even need to be in the same room as the guy. Sleeping in the same bed is for girls with cankles.
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Dodgergirl
07/01/09

In reply to "Her Brains Didn't Get In Her Way"
Yes, but what about her pancreas? Did it get in her way?
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rocknrollunicorn
04/22/09

In reply to Seen, Not Heard
The one totally cool thing about HGB is that she appears to be jitterbugging in this photo. In, what, the '70s or '80s?
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ChildBride
04/22/09

In reply to Seen, Not Heard
Upon reading the part about refusing to acknowledge children, who flashed back to the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and the Baroness Bomburst, who loathes all children so much they have to be removed from her kingdom?
Just me? Ok then.
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hello.kitty
04/23/09

@ChildBride: I agree, chu-chi face.
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Pork Store
04/22/09

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Um, is that Carrie's tutu from Sex and the City? Holy Crap.
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rhymeswithfeather
04/22/09

@TheOneWithTheHugeTits: Further confirmation (like we needed any) that SATC is evil.
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YourScreenplaySucks
04/22/09

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AIDS & other STDs, wage discrimination, sexual harrassment (or as Cosmo calls it, meeting that perfect guy): there's certainly much food for thought in these topics, so it's no surprise that Helen Gurley Brown, champion American dieter, won't touch it.
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Bunsen Honeydew
04/22/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: Wordplay!
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Bunsen Honeydew
04/22/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: P.S. - If you didn't see that episode of 30 Rock, then I guess that won't be as funny. But yeah, your comment is a really good way of summing it all up.
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YourScreenplaySucks
04/22/09

@Bunsen Honeydew: That episode changed my life. Or was it my pants, due to excessive laughter.

@Nom D. Guerre: Yowza. What is BDD?
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Nom D. Guerre
04/22/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: Body dysmorphic disorder
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YourScreenplaySucks
04/22/09

@Nom D. Guerre: I think she has a dysmorphic relationship with all reality.
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rocknrollunicorn
04/22/09

In reply to Seen, Not Heard
I love the phrasing here. "The existence of children." I just see her on the street firmly turning her head the other way upon glimpsing a stroller.
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Penny_Esq
04/22/09

@rocknrollunicorn: Right? "I do not believe in children. They do not exist."
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baraqiel
04/22/09

@rocknrollunicorn: I know! "People appear fully-formed as post-adolescents. Only once they start being horny and grooming for the benefit of the opposite sex do people deserve my notice."
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Hana Maru
04/22/09

@rocknrollunicorn: This is how I thought when I was a little kid and another kid told me Cyndi Lauper doesn't believe in shoes. I was like "How can she not know about them???"
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Whiskey and Popcorn
04/22/09

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Also rarely seen and even less heard : anyone not white, cis, hetero.and able- bodied.
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JerseyGrrrl
04/22/09

@JaniceLovejoy fromSA: Whiskey and popcorn: I am embarrassed but what is cis? I agree on all other charges ;)
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rhymeswithfeather
04/22/09

@JaniceLovejoy fromSA: Whiskey and popcorn: Unfortch, this particular policy isn't limited to Cosmo or the 70s.
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boxspelunker
04/22/09

@JerseyGrrrl: Cisgender is a term used to talk about people who are not transgender.

For example, a male-bodied person who identifies as a man is cisgender.

A male-bodied person who identifies as a woman is transgender. :)
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VaginaWig is A Merkin
04/22/09

In reply to Seen, Not Heard
But what good are all those sex tips if they don't lead to the production of beautiful, beautiful children? On the other hand, what good are all those sex tips if they lead to the contraction of some dirty, filthy disease?

I'm torn.
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birminghamdrunk
04/22/09

In reply to Seen, Not Heard
this, from The Scuttle Game enthusiast...

well. not much of a suprise to me.
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Nora Bombay
04/22/09

In reply to Seen, Not Heard
My favorite is the bits in sex and the single girl where she advocates bringing a thermos of wine for lunch.

Oh, and choosing where to be a secretary based on your choice profession to fuck.
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VaginaWig is A Merkin
04/22/09

@Nora Bombay: A thermos of wine for lunch? I shall have to take her advice, starting tomorrow.
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Hana Maru
04/22/09

@Nora Bombay: I found a copy at a library used book sale and found myself transfixed by how incredibly over-the-top it was with the never stop pleasing your man/never stop severely dieting/don't you dare let it show stuff. It seems almost parodic, and I was going to buy it, just to put on my coffee table and scare people with it, but the more I read it, the worse I felt about myself, to the point where I thought it would poison me if I brought it home. I hid it at the bottom of a horizontal stack and backed away.
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inabook
04/22/09

@Nora Bombay: ... that's fantastic. And makes me wonder what's been holding me back from bringing tequila-and-orange juice in a theroms to school.

Helen Gurley Brown, you may be a tool, but you've just inspired me to be an EXCELLENT 3L.
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Penny_Esq
04/22/09

@inabook: I drank a coffee mug full of wine during an evening class once when I was a 3L. They were always serving it for some speaker or another, it was just too tempting to resist.

I once read a horrifying story in one of those free magazines they hand out to law students about a woman who brought mouthwash for OCIs and wound up drinking it all day long to cope. Also, one guy in my class used to bring a full bottle of Jack Daniels and set it on his desk during exams, and as soon as time was called he cracked that shit open and took a humongous swig.

All of which is to say, law school is where functional alcoholics hone their skills.
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lalaland13
04/22/09

In reply to Seen, Not Heard
So did she mind mentioning that both might be prevented with regular condom use?

Also unmentionable: ways for him to pleasure you instead of the other way around.
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