Heidi Klum Bedazzles Own Face and Sits on Santa's Lap For Halloween…

From Heidi Klum's Halloween party, which was held a month late because of Hurricane Sandy. It was also a benefit for the Red Cross, which is great, and honestly, I kinda love how insane it all is. My idea of throwing a party is buying Trader Joe's hummus trio, taking 1.5x dose of my cousin's social anxiety medication,… » 12/03/12 11:00pm 12/03/12 11:00pm

Joe Biden Disses Susan G. Komen for the Cure

Joe and Dr. Jill Biden usually host a kick off barbecue before Susan G. Komen for the Cure's signature event, the Global Race for the Cure in Washington, DC. This year, however, the Vice President and his wife will not be making an appearance at the June 2 event, citing "scheduling conflicts." Yeah, "scheduling… » 5/04/12 1:35pm 5/04/12 1:35pm

Victoria Beckham Descended From Communists, World Stops Making Sense

  • German researchers have discovered that Victoria Beckham is the descendant of Communist Carl Heinrich Pfänder, who fled to London in 1848 after participating in the failed revolution with Karl Marx. In other news, up is down, lions have lain down with lambs and black is now officially white. [Reuters]
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