Things I knew about Chris Brown before today: almost nothing good. Things I now know about Chris Brown: He owns 14 Burger Kings.
You are delightful. Didn't you know? Despite the fact that you might be a woman which would mean you probably have astoundingly low self esteem, there is still something great about you that you have probably acknowledged to yourself at one point or another.
An anthropologist says that penises are "designed by natural selection to work as a retraction device, removing competing males' sperm from your female partner's vaginal tract. So if you keep [thrusting after orgasm], you're basically disadvantaging your own reproductive success."