I actually like my chubby arms... no matter how much I've worked out on them, the bottoms stay nice and soft. I don't care that they jiggle a bit. I hate almost everything on my body and my face but my arms... I'm cool with their imperfections. I almost think they're cute. So fuck you flabulessu. They've never got in the way of me being smart, having happy relationships, getting laid, getting a job, or feeling damn sexy (it's everything else that gets in the way of that).
For Reals, if you get your arm fat slinging around enough and you get both arms in the air, you can do a thing called a "tree slap" on somebody's head that damn near knocks them out. When you do it you have to go "TREEEEEEEEEE SLAP!" while you are waving your arms coming down on both sides of their head.
Never mind the jiggly arms, do you see that elbow fat?!
like, seriously! How can she even go out in public like that, her elbow looks so, so...human! She needs to get that area firmed immediately or at least have the decency to wear long sleeves.Gawd.
I am completely up to date on my elbow exercises. Like razor blades they are!
@Samanthrax: I'M SOBBING WITH HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER. This is possibly the greatest thing i have ever seen in my life. I am madly in love with you!!!!!!!!!!!
@Samanthrax: Yeah, I'm no trouble at all. I wish i could do more cool stuff with teh internets, but I has a stoopid when it comes to teh tek-teck- uh, newfangled gadgets. Srsly, though, I almost lost control of the ol' bowels on that one.
Thank god there's a website to help me. My boyfriend won't let me anywhere near his taint with my flabby arms. It was really putting a strain on our relationship.
I remember Janeane Garofalo joking that there were only two kinds of lady upper arms, the ones with visible biceps, and the flabby, matronly kind. I have the latter, and from what I've seen of my family, it's gonna get worse.
But you know, they call me FlabbyArms Abby because I've earned it, I can't help the way I was born. When I was younger I would cry to my mama that I wish I had been born with toned, muscly arms, but now I own that shit. Y'all just don't understand what it's like to be me.
Well, at the very least, they got me to visit Urbancougar.com.
I laughed at "The Cougar Connection" cos I think that was also the name of our high school newsletter. Hot moms of Coronado High Schoolers represeeent!
@thatsnotfab: I prefer Country Cougars, with all those awesome older rural babes and their big trucks and farms and such. They may not be as suave as those urban cougars, but they still have needs, you know.
@Miss-Pringle: I gave it a thumbs down, and they still appeared, but didn't flag it. I don't get them anymore, though. Now I just get ads to meet Christian Singles, all containing toolish looking men.
@vamusical: On myspace (yes, I AM a dork), there's this series of ads for this acai berry diet thingy, As Seen on Oprah! but I keep seeing one that claims it's the Celbrity Diet Aid (sic)- yes, all them celbrities are all over this, don's miss out! Maybe it's intentional, so if they get questioned they can say, "Well, we never said any celebrities used our product. Maybe you should read more carefully."
I'm imagining UrbanCougar.com as a parody website with Jennifer Coolidge posed in skinny jeans and some unnecessarily belted faux-hippie top, just staring emptily at a patch of grass because LIFE. IS. SO. HARD.
Wait-- Oprah definitely doesn't have arm flab in that picture, she looks pretty toned. That's the best example they could come up with? Caroline doesn't look like it either. And what a bizarre pitch or issue to form a whole product around.
I have no idea what they (the people sending the email) are talking about. The arrow seems to be pointing to that butterfly/i-still-think-it-might-be-a-pony tattoo, and the Oprah looks really good in that photo.
Are they saying that I look good and have a tattoo? Because thank on the former and no, actually I don't have a tattoo (anymore).
Oh see, I figured I had a love of democratic causes and dedication to philanthropy in common with C. Schloss and Oprah. But I see what you mean about the arms. Silly me!
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like, seriously! How can she even go out in public like that, her elbow looks so, so...human! She needs to get that area firmed immediately or at least have the decency to wear long sleeves.Gawd.
I am completely up to date on my elbow exercises. Like razor blades they are!
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@hellodarling!: Feel better! I hope I did not make you puke.
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I've never seen it in color.
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But you know, they call me FlabbyArms Abby because I've earned it, I can't help the way I was born. When I was younger I would cry to my mama that I wish I had been born with toned, muscly arms, but now I own that shit. Y'all just don't understand what it's like to be me.
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I laughed at "The Cougar Connection" cos I think that was also the name of our high school newsletter. Hot moms of Coronado High Schoolers represeeent!
Bahaha. What the hell is wrong with people?
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Or something like?
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Are they saying that I look good and have a tattoo? Because thank on the former and no, actually I don't have a tattoo (anymore).
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