Pizza Hut has finally released a line of apparel called Hut Swag (a branding decision that no one should ever question) and—lucky you!—all of your dreams are about to come true!
During the summer, New York City’s most wealthy and debauched will often escape the heat of the city by heading for East Hampton, bringing with them suitcases full of madras shorts, straw fedoras, and—most importantly—their shittiest behavior. Well, bad news for these dumb Gatsby wannabes: East Hampton Town Supervisor…
Hey, quick question? Would you fuck to the Jurassic Park theme?
