Sniffing Fruit Can Help You Lose Weight
Turns out, fruit and cocaine have more in common than you thought! A psychological experiment at the University of Bourgogne revealed a novel way to help people shed extra pounds: Sniffing fruit. You just get some fruit, and then you sniff it. Sniff it. You love it. Sniiiiiiiiff iiiiiiiiiiiit. SNIFF THE FRUIT.
The Truth About Porn Sex v. Real Sex, as Told with Delicious Snacks
Are you worried that your mons pubis looks like a yeti, whereas most ladies house a pristine and proud (and patriotic?) bald eagle between their legs? Well, fret no more (or continue with the non-fretting) because sex isn't actually the hairless squirting facial bonanza that many pre-teen boys imagine it to be. But…
The World According to Stock Photos of Women
Stock photography is one of my favorite things about the internet. It's so corny and mysterious and strangely telling—like this weird mirror universe where everyone wears the same camisole and eats yogurt all day with confused white babies. It's like a window into Heaven for the most boring person in the world.
Happy Hump Day!
[Jayca writes: "It's a happy cherry! Found it this morning while chomping through a bag of juicy red goodness. Unfortunate picture highlights my nicotine-stained, also-chomped-on fingers, but happy cherry is still awesome!" Image via the Jezebel mailbox.]
Stick A Fork In It
Another Friday, another national food holiday: Today, it's all about strawberries. Discussions involving false fruit, animated characters, NY Mets outfielders and Beatles songs, in the comments. (Don't forget to save room for dessert.) [The Nibble]

