http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png http://jezebel.com/tag/fromcomments http://jezebel.com/tag/fromcomments Did she steal his fig leaf?

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5310159&view=rss&microfeed=true Wait, she's just quitting and using senioritis as an excuse? Ridiculous.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5307135&view=rss&microfeed=true Strawberry Shortcake must use this line at some point: "You thought life was going to be a bowl of cherries, but now: You're in a JAM, bitch!"

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5307082&view=rss&microfeed=true He should throw in a free cockbib with the deluxe membership for good measure.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5303393&view=rss&microfeed=true No wonder the goatherd is so lonely.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5303317&view=rss&microfeed=true Rio cheated on Jem with Barbie. Trust me, it happened in a living room in Laurel, MD in 1991.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5298301&view=rss&microfeed=true Who's laughing now, Gargamel??!

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5294110&view=rss&microfeed=true Somewhere there's a hound dog named Copper diligently stealing socks. Friends forever!

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5290133&view=rss&microfeed=true You will be sorry, Vogue, when old dumpling-legged broads like me sashay down the streets this summer sans pants. Oh yes.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5287344&view=rss&microfeed=true Shenanigans Saturday Segues Smoothly to STFU Sunday, Survey Says.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5282053&view=rss&microfeed=true Now we know why he is so pro-life...he whines like a baby.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5279327&view=rss&microfeed=true The touch, the feel of mutants . . .

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5276261&view=rss&microfeed=true she shoulda stuck with the pantalones.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5273206&view=rss&microfeed=true When your fans asked for a sign Beth, I don't think this is what they meant.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5273062&view=rss&microfeed=true Beware! I had a wet hot Ukranian once. Now I have a half Ukranian child.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5273052&view=rss&microfeed=true Steven Tyler is dating Kevin Costner now?
Weird.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5272823&view=rss&microfeed=true Ye Olde GOOP.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5272752&view=rss&microfeed=true I think that a member of the "Latino KKK" targeted me once. I woke up one morning and there was equality and cultural preservation all over my front yard. It was chilling.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5272600&view=rss&microfeed=true I was sort of hoping Betty and Veronica would get married.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5272213&view=rss&microfeed=true So I guess this means someone at Scientific American is a fan of CockBib, huh?

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5271547&view=rss&microfeed=true